Today, I went to my insurance company to deal with some paperwork. One of their employees backed into my car before I made it into the building. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that my insurance canceled my contract, claiming I hadn't paid, even though I had. I only discovered this because I backed into a car. FML
Today, I received an email from my insurance company about a claim that happened over a month ago when I hit someone from behind. I was very apologetic and stated it was my fault, and now they're trying to claim replacement vehicle costs. I was going under 10mph and their car only had a scratch. FML
Today, I got rear-ended at a stop sign on a seldom used road in my neighborhood. As I open my car door to trade insurance information with the guy, he backs up a little and speeds away, taking my car door with him. FML
Today, a car backed into mine. I thought that was pretty bad, until another car backed into me right after I'd finished taking the first guy's info. FML
Today, I went outside and walked to my car, only to see someone had hit and run my car while it was parked. My insurance company deemed my car a total loss. The person who did this never got caught. FML
Today, I had my first car crash. I ran into a parked car and the owner saw it happen. I then accidentally opened my door straight into her car as well when I went to give her my information. FML
Today, someone backed straight into my car as I was hunting for a parking spot. I just got my car back from the body shop after a hit-and-run. FML
Today, for the 2nd time in a month, I've been rear-ended at a stop light. One insurance company refuses to pay because of prior damage from the 1st accident, and the other won't pay because of new damage not caused by their client. I just want my car back. FML
Today, after 2 years of paying off the insurance fees after an accident, I got rear-ended. It was the same driver who crashed into me the first time. FML
Today, my mom's boss reversed into my parked car. She expects me to say that it's my fault so she doesn't have her insurance increase. FML
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MoronsAccount1 12
It'd be funny as hell if he didn't have insurance.
AnOriginalName 19
So you have to deal with the insurance guy's insurance. Shit. Good luck with that!
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Comments (78)
Wiz_Of_Oz 17
You'd assume an insurance worker would be well covered. ~And before I forget: 'OH, THE IRONY!'
jrock9093 18
That is bad bad luck op did you get a discount on your smashed car!
BillyGoesBoom 8
and I thought I had bad luck!
monkyears 2
first world fml: someone hit my car third world fml: im going to get lots of deseases no education and I will die a saddeningly meaningless life. I wonder whos was worse?
zevo1415 10
Ohhh the irony