Today, I went to my car to get a few things, when I discovered it had been broken into. Nothing of value was taken. My window was busted in just for a pack of cigarettes, a lighter, and my car's ashtray. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today my car was broken into. The only thing taken were condoms and lighters I had in the glove box. FML
Today, my car got broken into. A small folded plastic bag and a few toothpicks I got from a restaurant were stolen. It's going to cost me a few hundred bucks to fix and clean my car over a 10 cent bag and a few free toothpicks. FML
Today, I parked my car to go inside to grab my wallet than I'd forgotten. In the short time it took me to do that, someone broke two of my car's windows. FML
Today, I was playfully walking back to my car with my girlfriend. My door was unlocked. I then noticed my car had stuff scattered inside. A bum had just robbed and ransacked my car. FML
Today, I woke up to find my car broken into. They also took the inhaler that fell out of my bag the night before. The one I needed to stop the asthma attack I had from the stress of having my car broken into. FML
Today, I was pointing out my car to my roommate. He responded with, "Oh that one with the broken window?" Turns out my car had been broken into. They took my CD player, GPS and Ipod. On top of that they left a Reese's Fastbreak wrapper and sunflower seeds on my front seat. FML
Today, my car was broken into. They broke the passenger side window and took my radio system. But they didn't take the remote for it. FML
Today, I walked out of my boyfriend's house to see my car window smashed in and my steering wheel cover stolen. I was only staying at his place because there had been a rash of vehicle break-ins in my neighborhood. FML
Today, my car was broken into. What was stolen? My steering wheel. FML
Today, after having my car been broken into the day before because I didn't lock it, I made sure I locked my doors. When I got off shift and entered the parking lot, I noticed a brick had been thrown through my windshield and a note that said, "Nice Try". FML
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Top comments
EpicKid07 10
Hey, at least you didn't have anything valuable taken. I'd rather have a $4 pack of cigarettes stolen than a $700 computer.
alexwow1 13
Hope you have insurance
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Comments (150)
ethanszlez 14
someone's addicted
Gumby9o5 7
I bought a brand new truck and I took it to my gfs and it got Broken into bc it looked the nicest on the street. Ppl are idiots...shit happens
Greenmarsh 31
Did you ever think that they did it to send a message to you in a funny but expensive way?...maybe like STOP SMOKING!!! IT'S BAD FOR YOU!!!
jef1371 4
new lesson don't smoke
Vogue2 8
Maybe it's a sign that you should quit smoking.
Vogue2 8
Edit: I just saw that several other people already made similar comments.
coldsteelstu 4
well OP you can always do what my ex-wife would do and leave your doors unlocked at all times. then complain for the next few days about how life is so unfair to her and everything bad always happens to her.
cecilk 29
Must have been desperate for a smoke to bust the window. The only time my car was broken into I was so lucky and had a professional thief. Sure, he took my radio but he didn't break the window. Instead he somehow opened the door without damaging it and was so nice to lock the car again afterwards.
underthesea12 24
Quit smoking!
Kateyez_26 13
That sucks that happen to you. Maybe you should stop smoking?
nurchok 15
Sorry to hear that OP. It's sad how some people would smash a $200 to $500 window just to grab a loose quarter that they spot on the seat or the floor...