Today, I went to meet a guy that i had already started to be involved with at a bar. We laughed, kissed and had a great time, until he admitted he was just doing all of this to make his ex-girlfriend jealous. Guess who was waiting for me outside. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I made my way to a bar for a first date with a guy I had been talking to online. It turned out he was actually my ex-boyfriend in disguise, trying to get revenge for dumping him. FML
Today, I was invited out to a date by my ex-boyfriend. He seemed really excited to reconnect and kept holding my hand and complimenting how I looked. Out of nowhere a girl runs up to him screaming. It was his current girlfriend, he was using me to make her jealous. FML
Today, I was going to end a thing I had with this guy. It turned out that he got back together with his ex-girlfriend and was just using me as a back up. FML
Today, I was at a party and spent the whole night bragging to my friends about how I thought this girl was totally into me. As we were leaving, we saw the same girl making out with my ex. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy I've been talking to. We ended up at his house around 4 a.m., but as we walked through the front door, his ex-girlfriend was sitting on the couch, apparently waiting for him to get home. They still live together. FML
Today, I went out to go meet up with a guy. I walked all the way to his house just to see him. Then he made me hide behind a bush till his girlfriend left. FML
Today, I agreed to meet my ex-girlfriend at our favorite restaurant with my hopes high. She just wanted me to meet her new boyfriend. FML
Today, I was coming home from a date, I saw my ex standing in my drive-way. He had dumped me 2 months ago saying he couldn't talk me. To make him jealous, I made out with my new guy before greeting him. Turns out he couldn't talk to me because he had had cancer and had been afraid to tell me. FML
Today, I was at a party at my ex's house; he'd invited the whole team. We of course don't talk, but I just figured out he had a girlfriend. He said it right in my face and laughed. FML
Today, I was excited about being set up on a blind date by one of my new co-workers. It turns out the guy she thought would be a "totally perfect match" for me is the ex who cheated on me. FML
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Top comments
Kuibe 18
That my friends is what we call a prick.
Tarlachia 33
Join her in the Ex-Girlfriend Coalition?
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Comments (33)
muncherofice 19
was it Santa bringing gifts?
whysojealous 18
So, who was outside?
XxDanno316xX 27
The ex.....
LPac5295 27
Maybe try explaining things to her and explaining how you didn't know that was his intention. If you do that she may not be as upset with you. I hope she didn't harm you in any way OP.
FSGInsainity 15
Uhh, his wife.
Tyrez 32
You should expect things like this when trying to meet people at a bar.
cheeeksss 29
Reading comprehension skills...
DarkHelmet 10
Best her in battle. There can be only 1!
Lucrece_fml 10
I don't understand why the ex should be mad at OP? It's hardly her fault that the guy's a douchebag, only out to make his ex jealous!
Tripartita 45
Agreed. I also hate the standard practice of blaming the other party when somebody realizes they've been cheated on. Of the two people involved in an affair, who is really worthy of blame: the person who's already in a relationship and risks hurting their partner, or somebody entirely unrelate who has no implicit responsibility to protect anybody from pain?
DoomedGemini 38
I think the person cheating should always be the person with the most blame placed on them, though those who know they are in a relationship and still help them cheat are also terrible people, at least in my eyes.
Lucrece_fml 10
Oh, I agree! If someone knows that another person is in a relationship, they should automatically be off limits. This isn't the case in this scenario, but just my two cents!
gobiteme2 34
Luke Skywalker
captainsmegma 12
Was it Santa?
mliajkfml 15
Hopefully the grammar police.