Today, I went to have a pre-cancerous mole removed off of my nose. When the doctor numbed my nose, she didn't check to see if the anesthetic actually worked, and began hacking away at my nose, leaving me to feel every last flick of the razor. Turns out I have an immunity to that anesthetic. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got surgery on one of my hands. I opted for a local anesthetic instead of being put all the way under. I soon discovered my hand hadn't gone completely numb when the doctor started slicing into the finger that needed operating on. FML
Today, I went to get some teeth pulled. I had Novocaine in my gums and lip so I couldn't feel a thing. When the doctor is pulling out the last tooth, he sneezes and pulls the tooth out. He looks in my mouth and I hear, "Oh, shit..." I now have stitches in my mouth. FML
Today, I finally got an unsightly mole on my face removed. While I was shaving. FML
Today, I had surgery done to fix an ingrown toenail. When the doctor started cutting the nail, my toe wasn't entirely numb. FML
Today, I found out that I'm immune to laughing gas and partially immune to novocaine while I was getting two teeth pulled. FML
Today, I went through the nightmare of having to go to my doctor so he could remove a living spider from my nasal cavity. FML
Today, I saw a dermatologist to see if they would remove my moles for cosmetic reasons. Turns out 5 of them are suspicious and need to be removed anyway. Good news: I don’t have to pay for it. Bad news: it might be because they’re cancerous. FML
Today, I went to the hospital to get my ingrown toenail removed. The doctors put me on a little surgery table and told me to relax. They then injected anesthetic into my toe four times and used a pair of scissors to slowly cut through my nail. Only, the anesthetic hadn't started to work just yet. FML
Today, I went to the dentist to get a tooth filled. The nurse just finished taking my info when the doctor came in and started drilling. Through my chorus of screams he realized he'd forgotten to numb me. His only response was, "Guess I forgot to numb ya, huh?" while giggling. FML
Today, I went to the doctor for what I thought was a persistent bug bite. Turns out it was a mole I'd never noticed. I had been scratching it then applying anti-itch cream for weeks. FML
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lolfood 24
You didn't say anything...?
destinedjagold 7
*shivers violently at the thought*
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Comments (67)
dragoongirl90 34
Why didn't you say anything? Still, I would sue the bitch for malpractice.
miss_amphetamine 24
This is really horrible, OP. I hope you are OK :(
Storm12345 9
The same thing happened to me when they removed some off of my back. It is awful, I am sorry.
Notore 32
Why didn't you say anything? Anyway, that really sucks. I hope you're ok
HJKM_fml 19
I know how you feel OP. When I had my wisdom teeth removed, the anesthetic wore off and I woke up in the middle of surgery. They ended up giving me more and I was out again in an instant, but it was still quite the experience.
tonyfan00 38
Yeowch! I'm paranoid as hell about sharp blades...and just thinking about this made me cringe. FYL indeed!
Heisenburgers 10
Nobody nose, the troubles you've seen
MrCantgetright 4
pre-cancerous? is that another made up condition like pre-diabetic?
ChoolyBooly 32
Hopefully you informed the Doctor right away.
militarybrat 21
And when you screamed? What happened? FYL for it not working but YDI for not letting him know.