Today, I went to do the laundry at my hotel. I had just enough money for my two loads. After getting frustrated with the washer taking two of my quarters and giving no credit, I took the clothes out. The washer then locked the door shut and started without my clothes. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I finally got around to doing laundry. The washing machines in my condominium building take about an hour to do a load. When I returned to throw my clothes in a dryer, I realized they were never washed in the first place. I used my card and detergent to pay for another person's laundry. FML
Today, after scouring my apartment for quarters to do laundry, I found the correct amount of change. The change got jammed in the washing machine. I now have no more quarters, and my clothes are caked with soap from washing them in the sink. FML
Today, at the laundromat. I loaded a huge load into the top dryer, put all the quarters in, and started the bottom one. I realized my mistake when I came to check on it. FML
Today, I did my laundry in my dorm. After dragging 2 hampers down 4 flights of stairs, my ID card with money on it was rejected. After dragging it back upstairs, I scrounged up enough quarters from friends. Thirty minutes after finally starting my laundry, I realized I forgot to add detergent. FML
Today, I went to the laundromat. I put a load in the dryer and walked away to check on my other load. When I came back, I saw a homeless man putting his dirty, wet underwear in the dryer with my clean clothes. FML
Today, I spent over $20 at the laundromat doing two weeks of laundry, just to avoid using the facilities in my apartment complex and having to deal with my creepy landlord trying to steal my underwear again. FML
Today, I was washing some clothes in the laundry room at my apartment complex. I went back an hour later, passed my neighbor on the way in, and moved my clothes to the dryer. I just brought them back from the dryer, and all my underwear are missing. FML
Today I remembered to put my work uniform in the wash; as I hit start I got an email notification. My landlord confirmed that the engineer will be out to fix the washing machine tomorrow after my housemate reported it as broken. My clothes are locked in the machine that now won't turn on. FML
Today, I went to pick up my laundry from the communal machines in my apartment building. When I got there, all my clothes were neatly folded on top of the dryer. I was impressed, until I realized half of the pile wasn’t mine. I'd been carrying someone else’s underwear up to my apartment. FML
Today, I was at my new store, fixing it up. I was about to leave, so I took my clothes off to let the dirty ones dry, as I had other clothes in my car. I walked to the back of my store and the back door locked. The car was locked. I was in my boxers with no phone and no way to go home for 3 hours. FML
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Top comments
LappDance 16
That washing machine is trolling you.
twinkledinosaur 0
That sucks, just go complain that it's broken and maybe they will refund you :)
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Comments (96)
FMLjesslife 0
Umm.. If you have enough money to stay in a hotel shouldn't you have MORE money for more than just two loads? Just saying..
JoSmokes 10
Im sorry but i fail to see why this is an fml. Really all it is is an inconvenience that you lost some quarters and have some dirty clothes. Get over it.
Trisha_aus 15
I thought TV's ate children
worldclassrager 41
tell the hotel receptionist they'll find it humerus and hopefully let you get a "free" wash...
cantWin19 8
I would've been so pissed off !
BabyShane 0
I laughed so hard! That washing maching completely trolled you! You should ask for a refund
c_mortinsen06 0
put your clothes in someone else washer:D
satanisthesavior 21
And then, you load up the washer with hard abrasive stones (and maybe a few bricks) and send it on it's merry way again.
Forest_Berry95 6
Thats crae, but that has happened to me. Especially after kicking or yelling at the machine.
DylansMomma 9
Your comment : Demand your money back OP! You said you had "just enough" to do your two loads.. now, your SOL on 50 cents and service you didn't get. Or you can wear your dirty clothes again.. You decide.