Today, I went to do the laundry at my hotel. I had just enough money for my two loads. After getting frustrated with the washer taking two of my quarters and giving no credit, I took the clothes out. The washer then locked the door shut and started without my clothes. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I finally got around to doing laundry. The washing machines in my condominium building take about an hour to do a load. When I returned to throw my clothes in a dryer, I realized they were never washed in the first place. I used my card and detergent to pay for another person's laundry. FML
Today, after scouring my apartment for quarters to do laundry, I found the correct amount of change. The change got jammed in the washing machine. I now have no more quarters, and my clothes are caked with soap from washing them in the sink. FML
Today, at the laundromat. I loaded a huge load into the top dryer, put all the quarters in, and started the bottom one. I realized my mistake when I came to check on it. FML
Today, I did my laundry in my dorm. After dragging 2 hampers down 4 flights of stairs, my ID card with money on it was rejected. After dragging it back upstairs, I scrounged up enough quarters from friends. Thirty minutes after finally starting my laundry, I realized I forgot to add detergent. FML
Today, I went to the laundromat. I put a load in the dryer and walked away to check on my other load. When I came back, I saw a homeless man putting his dirty, wet underwear in the dryer with my clean clothes. FML
Today, I spent over $20 at the laundromat doing two weeks of laundry, just to avoid using the facilities in my apartment complex and having to deal with my creepy landlord trying to steal my underwear again. FML
Today, I was washing some clothes in the laundry room at my apartment complex. I went back an hour later, passed my neighbor on the way in, and moved my clothes to the dryer. I just brought them back from the dryer, and all my underwear are missing. FML
Today I remembered to put my work uniform in the wash; as I hit start I got an email notification. My landlord confirmed that the engineer will be out to fix the washing machine tomorrow after my housemate reported it as broken. My clothes are locked in the machine that now won't turn on. FML
Today, I went to pick up my laundry from the communal machines in my apartment building. When I got there, all my clothes were neatly folded on top of the dryer. I was impressed, until I realized half of the pile wasn’t mine. I'd been carrying someone else’s underwear up to my apartment. FML
Today, I was at my new store, fixing it up. I was about to leave, so I took my clothes off to let the dirty ones dry, as I had other clothes in my car. I walked to the back of my store and the back door locked. The car was locked. I was in my boxers with no phone and no way to go home for 3 hours. FML
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Top comments
LappDance 16
That washing machine is trolling you.
twinkledinosaur 0
That sucks, just go complain that it's broken and maybe they will refund you :)
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Comments (96)
alissa222 15
Patience is a virtue, OP.
outoftown 27
#4, 28, I wouldn't risk the malfunctioning machine locking my clothes in!
KiddNYC1O 22
Speak to the Asian owner.
hateevryone 15
Damn that's messed up. Stupid machine.
greenie213 23
Robots are taking over, destroy the skynet mainframe!
hockeyoceancity 13
Okay i don't know about any of you but how is losing 50 cents a FML?
Kiki242 19
I think you were just trolled by a washing machine.
jweezy89 4
+1 for a funny comment. -1 for being the second one to say it.
missunderstanded 5
free clean for the washer, on your expense
perdix 31
You would never make it as a man. We learn that you never pull out until you finish your load. Sometimes, you are told to, but you don't do so on your own.
NOOBSQUAD 0
The only way you pull out is if a the girls dad walks in
perdix 31
Yep, another example of someone else causing a guy to pull out before he finishes his load. He just hopes at the moment, he hasn't entered the squirt cycle.
jweezy89 4
75- clean = boring. I mean, come on, you see "two loads" and you don't think dirty? Something is wrong with you.
flockz 20
my load is usually spit out when it realizes i don't have enough quarters.
op90 6
OP that totally sucks!! I'm sorry:/ that's happened to me at a laundromat :/