Today, I went to buy some beer using my fake ID, when the cute cashier and I started flirting. When he asked me how old I was, I said without thinking, "Nineteen." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to buy beer underage for a party to impress a girl. I picked up the case of beer and went to the cashier, he ran it through without asking for ID. I left the store with a smirk on my face, I arrived at the party and showed the case to the girl. It was non-alcoholic. FML
Today, I tried buying alcohol for the first time. I have a baby face, so I had my ID ready. The store owner admitted that my ID looked real enough, but he wouldn't believe it wasn't just an elaborate fake. He very nearly called the cops on me. FML
Today, I sold a customer some beer. He then asked to see the manager, and told me he was a 19 year-old undercover cop. My knee jerk reaction was to panic and curse aloud, before realizing he was balding, toothless, probably 50, certainly not a cop, and laughing at me for being such a gullible moron. FML
Today, when I went to the gas station to buy beer, some underage punk outside asked me to buy him booze. I told him to get bent, but the dumbass cashier had seen me talking to him, and refused to let me buy alcohol because, "This is obviously a sting." FML
Today, I got my fake ID and went out with the boys to dinner and the bars. One of my friends asked to see my ID. He noticed my birthday didn't make me over 21. I paid $170 for a fake ID with my real birthday. FML
Today, I bought a small bottle of liquor to share with my husband to celebrate our move. It took three hours at the store as the cashier, manager, GM, and a police officer checked my ID believing it was fake. I'm 25. FML
Today, while buying drinks, the cashier immediately refused me and said, “Don’t even bother showing me your ID, you’re obviously 12." I’m 31. FML
Today, I went to see a movie. While buying tickets, the girl behind the counter asked to show my ID card to proof I'm at least 16 years old. Not wanting to make a drama, I showed it. She took a look at it and declared it as fake. That ID is real and I'm 24. FML
Today, I went to a bar to celebrate my 26th birthday. I got ripped off by the bartender all night because she secretly gave me non-alcoholic versions of my drinks. Apparently I look like I'm 16, so she thought my ID was fake. Happy birthday to me. FML
Today, I tried to buy a bottle of wine from the supermarket. The scrawny, acne-ridden kid at the checkout asked to see my ID. I didn't have any on me, since I'm 37 years old and didn't expect to be asked stupid questions. I complained to his manager, only to be asked to leave. FML
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Top comments
stuner56 22
If you are that dumb, you don't need beer
BigMatt803 18
I guess next time you'll try using it on an ugly cashier. YDI
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Comments (249)
Edpaul 4
Dweeb!
olpally 33
Are you McLovin's girlfriend by chance? -Superbad reference.
the_true_batman 10
It's so weird hearing stories about 19 year olds not being old enough to drink.
KitKat16 9
This seems more like a fail but still FYL
Magik0420 3
You're a ******* moron.
badassmf1234 22
In Canada the drinking age is 19 (except Quebec where it's 18)
42istheanswer 27
And 18 in Manitoba and Alberta (i don't know the other provinces ages)
hrubi4x4 4
****** moron!
redmane 21
Before you call someone a moron, use complete sentences.
crabby02090209 1
Good role playing opportunities.
BobbyBoss 10
“Today, I went to buy some beer using my fake ID,“ YDI
VooDooCarrie91 19
There's a reason that there is a law stating you have to be 21.
ElectricEffect 13
To be honest, no. There really isn't much of a reason at all. America is the only place in the world in which the drinking age is so high. It doesn't seem to work out very well for us either, as we also have one of the highest, if not the highest number of drunk drivers in the world.
owlfeatures 8
I think Russia is the highest but I'm not really sure, I'll have to check