Today, I went to buy some beer using my fake ID, when the cute cashier and I started flirting. When he asked me how old I was, I said without thinking, "Nineteen." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to buy beer underage for a party to impress a girl. I picked up the case of beer and went to the cashier, he ran it through without asking for ID. I left the store with a smirk on my face, I arrived at the party and showed the case to the girl. It was non-alcoholic. FML
Today, I tried buying alcohol for the first time. I have a baby face, so I had my ID ready. The store owner admitted that my ID looked real enough, but he wouldn't believe it wasn't just an elaborate fake. He very nearly called the cops on me. FML
Today, I sold a customer some beer. He then asked to see the manager, and told me he was a 19 year-old undercover cop. My knee jerk reaction was to panic and curse aloud, before realizing he was balding, toothless, probably 50, certainly not a cop, and laughing at me for being such a gullible moron. FML
Today, when I went to the gas station to buy beer, some underage punk outside asked me to buy him booze. I told him to get bent, but the dumbass cashier had seen me talking to him, and refused to let me buy alcohol because, "This is obviously a sting." FML
Today, I got my fake ID and went out with the boys to dinner and the bars. One of my friends asked to see my ID. He noticed my birthday didn't make me over 21. I paid $170 for a fake ID with my real birthday. FML
Today, I bought a small bottle of liquor to share with my husband to celebrate our move. It took three hours at the store as the cashier, manager, GM, and a police officer checked my ID believing it was fake. I'm 25. FML
Today, while buying drinks, the cashier immediately refused me and said, “Don’t even bother showing me your ID, you’re obviously 12." I’m 31. FML
Today, I went to see a movie. While buying tickets, the girl behind the counter asked to show my ID card to proof I'm at least 16 years old. Not wanting to make a drama, I showed it. She took a look at it and declared it as fake. That ID is real and I'm 24. FML
Today, I went to a bar to celebrate my 26th birthday. I got ripped off by the bartender all night because she secretly gave me non-alcoholic versions of my drinks. Apparently I look like I'm 16, so she thought my ID was fake. Happy birthday to me. FML
Today, I tried to buy a bottle of wine from the supermarket. The scrawny, acne-ridden kid at the checkout asked to see my ID. I didn't have any on me, since I'm 37 years old and didn't expect to be asked stupid questions. I complained to his manager, only to be asked to leave. FML
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Top comments
stuner56 22
If you are that dumb, you don't need beer
BigMatt803 18
I guess next time you'll try using it on an ugly cashier. YDI
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Comments (249)
Enslaved 38
You're a DICK! Do you realize that you could get that "cute cashier" in soooo much trouble for accepting your fake ID!
stormchaser24 24
So you did get get beer, YDI. Next time try to think before you say your age.
MizzKilljoy69 11
I couldn't help but notice you said -get- twice
unknown_user5566 27
No, she did not "get get" beer. Please reread and think before you leave a comment that is meant to question the intelligence of someone else.
laden_swallow09 35
124- NO U. Seriously, check again before you deride someone else's intelligence for deriding someone else's intelligence. You won't look like as much of a dumbass.
megamandude455 10
Idiot
slurshies 11
*facepalm*
99megster 15
Oh my god... Whoever sees this, look at 126's profile. I promise you will not regret it.
jwp0211 17
If your flirting, don't let it cloud your mind. Remember who your talking to.
lolfood 24
You're*
jwp0211 17
God damn it.
matthew3 2
YDI. Think before you speak, mate.
philthechill 5
Lol sucks for you Americans, in Canada you only have to be 19! That makes it even easier to get away with it, I do it all the time.
t765234 10
Just means you're more likely to die a fiery and hopefully painful death in a DUI crash.
Fenthik 4
Zamboni crash
42istheanswer 27
18 in some provinces in Canada
bfsd42 20
62, I'd say less likely. Younger drinking ages generally lead to more responsible drinking.
arcadekid1 9
In Australia, it's 18 legally.
SierraaaNicoleee 26
Probably better off anyway, you can't afford to lose anymore brain cells.
AnagenisisZagus 13
Did not even have to finish the first sentence. Good job you wise little worm, you.
Rainbow_dumpster 28
"Today, I went to buy some beer using my fake ID." I just clicked YDI. Didn't need to read the rest.
A100893 30
You didn't need the alcohol anyway. Why can't you be happy with sparkling cider?