Today, I went to buy some beer using my fake ID, when the cute cashier and I started flirting. When he asked me how old I was, I said without thinking, "Nineteen." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to buy beer underage for a party to impress a girl. I picked up the case of beer and went to the cashier, he ran it through without asking for ID. I left the store with a smirk on my face, I arrived at the party and showed the case to the girl. It was non-alcoholic. FML
Today, I tried buying alcohol for the first time. I have a baby face, so I had my ID ready. The store owner admitted that my ID looked real enough, but he wouldn't believe it wasn't just an elaborate fake. He very nearly called the cops on me. FML
Today, I sold a customer some beer. He then asked to see the manager, and told me he was a 19 year-old undercover cop. My knee jerk reaction was to panic and curse aloud, before realizing he was balding, toothless, probably 50, certainly not a cop, and laughing at me for being such a gullible moron. FML
Today, when I went to the gas station to buy beer, some underage punk outside asked me to buy him booze. I told him to get bent, but the dumbass cashier had seen me talking to him, and refused to let me buy alcohol because, "This is obviously a sting." FML
Today, I got my fake ID and went out with the boys to dinner and the bars. One of my friends asked to see my ID. He noticed my birthday didn't make me over 21. I paid $170 for a fake ID with my real birthday. FML
Today, I bought a small bottle of liquor to share with my husband to celebrate our move. It took three hours at the store as the cashier, manager, GM, and a police officer checked my ID believing it was fake. I'm 25. FML
Today, while buying drinks, the cashier immediately refused me and said, “Don’t even bother showing me your ID, you’re obviously 12." I’m 31. FML
Today, I went to see a movie. While buying tickets, the girl behind the counter asked to show my ID card to proof I'm at least 16 years old. Not wanting to make a drama, I showed it. She took a look at it and declared it as fake. That ID is real and I'm 24. FML
Today, I went to a bar to celebrate my 26th birthday. I got ripped off by the bartender all night because she secretly gave me non-alcoholic versions of my drinks. Apparently I look like I'm 16, so she thought my ID was fake. Happy birthday to me. FML
Today, I tried to buy a bottle of wine from the supermarket. The scrawny, acne-ridden kid at the checkout asked to see my ID. I didn't have any on me, since I'm 37 years old and didn't expect to be asked stupid questions. I complained to his manager, only to be asked to leave. FML
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Top comments
stuner56 22
If you are that dumb, you don't need beer
BigMatt803 18
I guess next time you'll try using it on an ugly cashier. YDI
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Comments (249)
mrkck 0
Maybe you shouldn't have a fake ID if you don't know how to use it.
miss_sqwert 19
Glad I live in nz our drinking age is 18
metalwolf 17
Save those brain cells, sounds like you might be killing off a few too many with alcohol already.
cordelay98 10
hmmm....that sounds like YDI
AznSamoan52 10
What is the world coming to these days? I fear for humanities future.
Drizzelhell 3
Indeed and epic fail!!!
laden_swallow09 35
Do you mean "Indeed AN epic fail"? Either way, it's hardly epic by any means.
Countrygal42 7
well your legal in canada :)
MaximumCJ 2
Yeah, and get caught. It will be a real FML.
Fmlsea 28
If you did that here it would of been okay since they class adults legal at 18 , but the age limit sounds like 21 so in your case you're a dumb ass better luck next time .
KingCeltic77 18
I thought "YDI" when I read "fake I.D."