Today, I went to an amusement park with my family. I was the only one who put on sunblock, and the only one who got a sunburn. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was badly sunburnt even after making it a point to apply a lot of sunscreen. My coworkers thought it amusing to slap me every chance they get. FML
Today, I went to the beach. After applying sunscreen liberally and doing my best to stay out of the sun, I came home with the worst sunburn I have ever had. I almost needed to go to the hospital. I am officially too pale to be allowed outside in summer. FML
Today, I was called a wimp for getting a sunburn. FML
Today, I went on a camping trip with my friends, but forgot to bring sunscreen. I spent the entire day outside and ended up with a severe sunburn all over my body. The pain is unbearable and I can't even move without yelping as if I was slowly being cooked in an air fryer. FML
Today, I got sunburnt to a crisp on the first day of my holidays away. Only 5 more days to go now, spent inside, trying not to burn more. FML
Today, I'm so pale that I managed to get a sunburn while sitting in a bus. FML
Today, after applying sunscreen to myself every two hours, I still got sunburned. Through my clothes. FML
Today, I tried being the 'cool parent' by taking my kids to a fancy, expensive amusement park, but ended up getting stuck on every ride and getting motion sickness. FML
Today, I'm on vacation and stupidly bought the cheapest sunblock I could find. Instead of protecting my skin, the sunblock acted as a damn lightning rod for the sun, and I now look like I just spent a few hours on a spit-roast. FML
Today, I was really badly sunburnt, so I put on some after-sun. The only type we have has glitter in it, and now I look like a sparkling tomato. FML
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Top comments
SirBedevere 0
The proper way to apply sunblock is to bathe in it for at least 176 hours. If you do that you'll not only be protected from the sun, but possibly a nuclear blast.
Kirashai 9
Murphy's Law. Didn't you learn to reapply every two hours?
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Comments (143)
langer3416 0
it's too bad u have no soul...
Lovelyfailure 16
Well.. When I went to Hersheys Park, I was the only one who didn't put on sunscreen. And everyone got sunburned but me. Haha. :D
sexxychickk 0
ha, that suckkss!
Alisa172 0
I know how u feel I got a sunburn well cutting the grass u could see where the steering wheel was on my arms and legs -.- I had sunscreen on.
Wilko343 3
Your're a ginger?
snazzy_247 0
It wasn't sunscreen. It was mayonnaise.
Offensive_fml 4
I know that getting a sunburn may be painful, but come on, they offer you the cream to protect you from it, to make you god damn invincible from sunburns. Grow up.
ShiroganeIchigo 10
that always happens to me!
jesernoob 13
what does op mean?
SleepOnStones 5
It means original poster.
survivalist 0
oh no u got sunberned