Today, I went to a water park, and the fee to get in was $39.95. Once I got in I was really thirsty, so I got a soda and then I hear over the intercom that the park is closing due to a clog in the cleaning system. I paid 43.67 for a soda. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to the water park, and got in a line on a staircase to get on a waterslide. A couple of minutes in, I felt a large amount of warm liquid drip on my head. Seconds later, a crying girl was being lead down the stairs, and being told that "everyone wets themselves sometimes." FML
Today, our family went to a water park. The park's mascot came up to greet us, and my daughter got scared. She then refused to go inside, so we had no choice but to leave. FML
Today, while at work, I got a complaint from a guest. She complained that after spending two hours to get her hair done for a wedding, she got drenched with water from a child. I work at a WATER PARK. Thank you for calling me a pathetic asshat for no reason in front of other guests. FML
Today, my friends and I planned to go to a waterpark together. However, due to a "miscommunication," I, and only I, was given both the wrong time and the wrong meeting place. I spent three hours sitting in a parking lot in little more than my swimming suit. FML
Today, I arrived at a cheap but nice hotel. I normally couldn't pay for it, but it was only slightly more expensive than camping, so I decided to treat myself. Ten minutes after arriving, I felt dizzy while standing in the bathroom, sat down on the toilet, and broke the lid almost in half. It'll cost me 50 euros extra. FML
Today, a friend texted me to get a ticket and go to a theme park with her tomorrow. I bought a ticket and didn't hear from her until 5 hours later to say she was sorry, but she doesn't think she'll be going. It was $65 and non refundable. FML
Today, I was at the water park in Disney World when I felt something run down my leg. I thought that I just hadn't dried off all the way, but when I looked down, there was diarrhea running out of my shorts. FML
Today, I was at the waterpark. I decided to go down a slide shaped like a funnel. On the way down, my bikini bottom untied. Then I got lodged in a V shape, arse first, in the hole at the funnel exit, exposing myself to the entire pool until I could slither out. FML
Today, I received the bill for my trip to the ER months ago. Almost $1000 for a quick 2.5 hour stay, only to find out that I had bad gas from drinking far too much of the seltzer I had bought on sale. FML
Today, I went to the waterpark and my kids were fighting so I grounded them both. We concluded the day by boogey boarding on a mechanical wave. There was so much water I didn't realize my boobs had completely fallen out of my bikini. As revenge, my kids didn't tell me. FML
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melijoonam 0
I agree with 7. if that was the case and they didn't refund you for a glitch in their system, there would be a LOT of angry,complaining park-goers. lol
TNB_xACiDiC 0
haha that sucks!!! :P was the soda at least a dr. pepper ;) haha
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cademj 0
Demand a raincheck.....thats what I do..... :)
HeretoBlame 3
there is a better deal like a month ago when i went to buy a $10 bottle and unlimited refill...my friends split the money with me and we def made the most out of it.
HeretoBlame 3
there is a better deal like a month ago when i went to buy a $10 bottle and unlimited refill...my friends split the money with me and we def made the most out of it.
jhartfo 0
you should have asked for your money back
DeadWindstrider 0
I just want to chime in here and say "BOMB HAS BEEN PLANTED!"
Trollz4daLULZ 2
YDI for going to a water park. YDI for being outdoors. YDI for drinking soda. YDI for sparking a lame-ass conversation about which soda is best. YDI for clogging the cleaning system by taking a massive dump over the wave pool. YDI for spending so much money.
menschmaschine5 0
why would you drink soda when you're thirsty? You lose more water digesting it than you gain from drinking it.
kittiexrawrz 0
they didn't give you a "rain check" or a refund? I would have made a scene... lol
airforce987 20
damn! $3.72 for a soda? what a rip-off!!
AlexisSilver 10
wow. that REALLY sucks.
AlexisSilver 10
wait a minute, I was at that park! and for all you questioners out there, there was a sign that said no refunds, and 2 big scary security guards under the sign. they probably wouldnt have believed OP if they told. so back off, haters!