Today, I went to a party, and the girl I really like started telling me how much she likes me and how she thought we would be good together. I was so drunk I threw up on her. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after a long night of partying, I was hanging out with this girl I really like. I was feeling really hungover, so we were just sitting at the park. She confessed to me that she's liked me since the day she met me. Out of excitement and hungoverness, I threw up on her shoes. FML
Today, while at a party, I ran into the girl I've liked for ages. I was so nervous, but I managed to keep the conversation going for a half hour. After mustering up the courage to ask her out on a date, her drunk, over-protective ex burst in and threw up on my shirt. Good timing, asswipe. FML
Today, while picking up my extremely drunk girlfriend from a party, she insisted on attempting to make out with me. She threw up in my mouth mid-kiss. FML
Today, I finally kissed the guy I really love at a party. He took me outside and immediately vomited. FML
Today, I got a little too drunk at my best friend's birthday party and threw up in the pub bathroom. I wiped everything up, composed myself, and went back to the party table before promptly throwing up on myself in front of the whole pub. FML
Today, I was drunk at a party and confessed my love for my crush and told her how I felt. According to my friends, I made out with another girl not long after my confession. FML
Today, a completely drunk girl walked across the bar and punched me in the face because I was wearing the same dress as her, and her boyfriend had said it looked better on me. While I was screaming at her for being a stupid bitch, she puked all over me, wiped her mouth, and laughed before she passed out. FML
Today, during my beloved's birthday party, I had so much to drink that I puked all over the room. FML
Today, I kissed my girlfriend. She threw up in my mouth. FML
Today, my girlfriend was throwing a birthday party and got very drunk. She needed help getting to the bathroom so I picked her up and walked her to the toilet. Assuming she needed to throw up, she instead takes a huge, monstrous crap right in front of me. I can't look at her the same ever again. FML
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ReyEr9412 0
Reply to this. You know you want to.
Monikabug 9
It wasn't the smoothest response, but I am sure she understands. It was a party, it happens. Why don't you give her a call and apologize? That would be a start. Your life isn't over, you just need to take control of the situation.
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Comments (192)
Indigo_Hammer 0
Aha, YDI for for drinking too much. But FYL since she probably hates you now. Just hope she was so drunk she'll have probably forgotten by the time you see her again. :D
sdkilla1 0
atleast she was drunk...riiigghht??
lcolla38 0
fake you got the idea from south park when Kyle throws up on Wendy
Kay_Lautner 0
lets hope she was drunk and maybe didnt realize what had happened so they still have a chance. why would anyone drink that much and get wasted in front of a girl you like?
mrskellanlutz23 0
hahaha, truee.
Fallen_21 0
I totally agree with the whole South ark. FAKE. Kyle did that too. d:
ericownz101 0
south ark? is that like some weird bible thumper twist on south park? who plays noah? are there 2 canadians, 2 manbearpigs, 2 boars, etc. etc? duuude i wanna watch that shit
mzhonesty 0
Stan did it, not Kyle...wait, you're not talking about South Park, you're talking about South ark. My bad.
yoitssabrina 0
YDI! :/ poor girl,she must hate your guts hahaha
weritomexican 7
haha guts, ironic use of words huh? lol
caroline_45 0
She should be the one righting an FML..not you.
heypeoplezzz 0
Fail! Probley fake but it MIGHT be true...sorry if it is true.
Kay_Lautner 0
ya me too i had doubts about it being tru but i took ur word for it. o btw im trying to post fmls but it wnt work!!!!! ill keep trying tho!!!! poor me i want my phone!!!!! a 12 year old needs her electronics!!!! i have none of my electronics!!!! i worry about them! are they safe????
MF12 0
... you're only 12?
muhibk 0
I don't think she likes u anymore