Today, I went to a friend's wedding. While I was holding my four year old son, he managed to unclip the back of my dress and give the whole church a show. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I gave a toast at my close friend's wedding. The bride's little cousin snuck up behind me and unzipped my dress. As I ended my speech with, "To a night we will never forget!", my dress fell all the way down. I was quick. People's phones were quicker. Well, they won't forget my undies. FML
Today, at my mom's wedding, I tripped as I was walking down the aisle. I was holding the train of her dress. It ripped. FML
Today, I got married wearing a strapless dress. As I walked down the aisle, our wedding photographer stepped out behind me to get a shot of me approaching my husband. Instead of stepping out, though, he stepped on. Stepped on my dress. Pulling it completely down. FML
Today, I gave a toast at my friend's wedding. When I said, "Everybody raise your glasses," an industrial fan went off and blew my dress over my head. Now, people won't stop talking about how my "blue granny panties" didn't match my dress. FML
Today, despite my warnings, my only son married a girl I hate. To protest their marriage, I wore a white dress to the wedding. Her maid of honor "tripped" and spilled red wine all over me. FML
Today, my son took his very first steps. Unfortunately, it was during my sister's wedding. She had a full-blown bridezilla meltdown over how he "stole her spotlight". FML
Today, while in the yard, my 18-month-old son decided to take off running into the road, where a car was driving. I rushed after him, only for one of my dress straps to suddenly break without warning. It must have looked like I was trying to flag down the driver with my flailing tit. FML
Today, I went to my friend's beautiful wedding. The only other single girl there was 5 years old. She caught the bouquet. FML
Today, I was at a friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. Everyone cheered, until I slipped on the flowers and fell flat on my back. FML
Today, my son and I attended the funeral of a family friend. It went as well as any funeral could, up until the point that my apparently drunk son tried to grope the widow. I came an inch away from causing my son to need his own funeral. FML
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360XBOXFTW 0
Future pimp
DatDappyDde 0
do the same in his wedding.
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Comments (140)
raytaybinks 0
he's practicing for when he's a teenager...he'll know what to do & not seem bad and kill the mood when he's older
Zdog101 0
at least they might have liked it
logo79 0
PRAISE GOD HALLELUJAH!!!
maximumride36 5
this is why 4 years olds need to be watched O.O
Igor_g5 0
Cool. Post pics.
Jstars131 0
shame on you. trying to get your friends husbands attention like that?
OhMeShell 3
Am I the only person who wonders why the **** this lady was HOLDING her four year old? Four year olds can walk; they have legs. I do understand if she was holding him just for a moment, or perhaps carrying him somewhere because he was tired or cranky. But you can bet your ass I wouldn't be standing there holding a freaking four year old for the hell of it. They're heavy! Put him on his feet and hold his hand! Shit, as much as I hate them, use a freaking child leash! On another note, how could she not feel him unfastening her dress?!
meowmeowgirl 0
Four year olds can also run around at inappropriate times...
shaniecerb 0
not if theyre disciplined.u tell them to sit their ass down or youre gonna take him to the car and giv him a spanking..and i agree.i wouldnt be carrying a heavy ass 4 year old
sarahsarahsarahs 0
I see people hold their young children all the time my mom holds my 7 yr old half-brother a lot its not uncommon and child leashes are just cruel
shaniecerb 0
leashes arent cruel.they dont hurt or anything.i wouldnt do that to my children though.and holding a 7year old?really?thats like breast feeding a 3 year old...no offense to your mom or anything.but thats strange
OhMeShell 3
Yeah, four year olds can run around at inappropriate times... Sure, it happens. But the absolute worst thing you can to do discipline them is pick them up. If the child is doing something wrong, he needs discipline. You put him on his feet and you make him listen to you. That's also why I said something about holding his hand. If a kid is being bad and you pick them up, that's called negative attention. You're giving them attention that they like in response to them doing something wrong. The child knows that if he's bad you will pick him up, and so he will continue to try and produce those results. Parents are so ******* stupid and gullible.
kg163401 0
SPANK YOUR CHILDREN
yourbudtravis 0
ahaha what if the groom got a hard on when he saw this . that would be one rough honeymoon!
ILoveTabz 0
cute kid :P
2112mike 4
you idiot. take the iPod away