Today, I went to a friend's wedding. While I was holding my four year old son, he managed to unclip the back of my dress and give the whole church a show. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I gave a toast at my close friend's wedding. The bride's little cousin snuck up behind me and unzipped my dress. As I ended my speech with, "To a night we will never forget!", my dress fell all the way down. I was quick. People's phones were quicker. Well, they won't forget my undies. FML
Today, at my mom's wedding, I tripped as I was walking down the aisle. I was holding the train of her dress. It ripped. FML
Today, I got married wearing a strapless dress. As I walked down the aisle, our wedding photographer stepped out behind me to get a shot of me approaching my husband. Instead of stepping out, though, he stepped on. Stepped on my dress. Pulling it completely down. FML
Today, I gave a toast at my friend's wedding. When I said, "Everybody raise your glasses," an industrial fan went off and blew my dress over my head. Now, people won't stop talking about how my "blue granny panties" didn't match my dress. FML
Today, despite my warnings, my only son married a girl I hate. To protest their marriage, I wore a white dress to the wedding. Her maid of honor "tripped" and spilled red wine all over me. FML
Today, my son took his very first steps. Unfortunately, it was during my sister's wedding. She had a full-blown bridezilla meltdown over how he "stole her spotlight". FML
Today, while in the yard, my 18-month-old son decided to take off running into the road, where a car was driving. I rushed after him, only for one of my dress straps to suddenly break without warning. It must have looked like I was trying to flag down the driver with my flailing tit. FML
Today, I went to my friend's beautiful wedding. The only other single girl there was 5 years old. She caught the bouquet. FML
Today, I was at a friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. Everyone cheered, until I slipped on the flowers and fell flat on my back. FML
Today, my son and I attended the funeral of a family friend. It went as well as any funeral could, up until the point that my apparently drunk son tried to grope the widow. I came an inch away from causing my son to need his own funeral. FML
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360XBOXFTW 0
Future pimp
DatDappyDde 0
do the same in his wedding.
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Comments (140)
SuperAnthony 7
Charlie Sheen Prodigy?
shattered567 0
Ur cute message me back :D
Livinia 11
Pervy little boy.
chino627 0
he was letting everyone see his MILF
TheBeatlesAreLov 0
He's just practicing for the future!
poopdayz 6
I wonder how many thumbs up he got o.O
Minky1996 0
or she got?
poopdayz 6
Very good question... milf of the year?
hockeyrocks39 0
I like all the positive thinking about hot Mama... I sure hope son didn't release the Crackin. haha
fucmylifealot 0
hahahaha. awesome
barbiiee_fml 0
this is a nice toast you can give at his wedding Haha
jared280zx 0
WINNING!
fmart 0
brilliant
theshocker09 1
at least it wasn't boring
MythMaker 0
Its not hard to imagine that the priest was telling him how to unclip it
pugpuggy 21
Using the power of god.
zebraface 15
if he's four why were you holding him? he's old enough to stand by himself isn't he?
AttucisFinch 0
You clearly don't have any children
aleishabunton 0
you surely don't have kids!
zebraface 15
I do actually. I guess they're just well behaved.
cgchamp89 7
You must not have little ones!
TheDrifter 24
Or you're one of the parents that somehow doesn't notice their bloody kid running around screaming... I see entirely too many of that sort lately.
kg163401 0
I agree. If your kid can't stand still, spank it. a four year old is well old enough to know that he shouldn't run wild if disciplined properly
babygirl1023 5
a kid is not an it but i still agree with you