Today, I went to a football game. During a time out, my face appeared on the Jumbotron during the Kiss Cam segment. I was sitting next to my mother. FML
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Today, my boyfriend and I went to a basketball game. A very pretty woman sat next to him. During the third quarter, the kiss cam came on. But it didn't show him and me, it showed him and the other girl. And they kissed. FML
Today, I went to a baseball game with my wife. During intermission, the kiss cam chose my wife and me. So, what do you expect, I kissed her, but she decided to slap me and pretend she didn't know me. FML
Today, while at a football game, I had my arm around my girlfriend. We were really close and I was just about to kiss her when suddenly her phone rang. It was her dad, telling her he's watching. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I got put on the Kiss cam at a baseball game. Instead of kissing me, he grabbed my boobs and got the biggest round of applause I have heard in my life. FML
Today, I went to a Dodger game with my crush. Between innings, the "Kiss cam" came up on the big screen. The camera happened to land on us, and when my crush saw us on the screen, he leaned away from me and buried his face in his hands. Everyone saw, and sympathetically said "Awww." FML
Today, I went to the Giants game. During the seventh inning stretch, they showed me on the jumbotron. It was just in time for the entire stadium to see me pull a tampon out of my purse. FML
Today, I went to my son's soccer game. I cheered his name at the top my lungs and waved with a grin on my face. I saw him whisper something to a team mate so I watched the film my husband took later that night. His friend asked, "Who is that?" and my son replied, "I don't know some fat bitch." FML
Today, I got kicked in the face at a soccer game. Everybody clapped. FML
Today, my dad was completely engrossed in a football game on TV, so, trying to be cute and funny, my mom flashed him. He didn't notice, but I did. FML
Today, the guy that I like took me on to the Cavaliers game. At the game, on the jumbotron they do a thing where they show couples and have them kiss, the camera goes on to us and as I go into kiss him, he turns and says, "Not in this lifetime". The entire stadium got to see me get rejected. FML
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roxysoxy 0
did u?
EvanAGD 7
Should've act like you didn't notice and went to the bathroom
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Comments (83)
professorxfm 7
Next time, carry an I "heart" mom sign in case it happens again. Just hold it up next to her!
KaelaKhaotic 5
Did momma kiss your cheek? :D
sarcasm17 10
You should've kissed your mom! Now if it was your dad...
tehzilla 12
You should have just kissed her on the cheek! It would have been cute!
raflcr 10
Lemme guess, your father was on your other side. I would have kissed them both on the check then waved to the sicko who put you up there
rainbowdinosaur 0
unless they meant the person on the other side of you??
Mr25_fml 14
...That awkward moment when the entire stadium tells you to make out with your mom O.o
kittyLoveZombiez 0
Is your mom --> a MILF
Buzzy123 7
So your mom is hot?
Taylorrr005 0
That's a complement to your mom!