Today, I went to a concert with my new boyfriend. I had a panic attack halfway through and an ambulance picked me up. My boyfriend met my parents for the first time drunk, in the emergency room. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to a concert for the first time in 5 years. I got all dressed up and even ended up hanging out with the band. The night came to a screeching halt when I got a migraine and ended up in the ER vomiting non-stop. I was in the hospital all night. FML
Today, my fiancé and I had to attend a wedding. Problem is, I suffer from a severe form of social anxiety. Since I was getting too close to a panic attack, he suggested drinking some wine to help me stay calm, and it worked. Up until I got drunk and threw up in the middle of the restaurant. FML
Today, I went to a huge rock concert. While waiting in a half a mile long line to get in, I passed out due to the heat. I regained consciousness to hear about a hundred people yelling and trying to help me. My boyfriend, who I went with, was not one of them. FML
Today, I tried to propose to my girlfriend, but I was so nervous that I had a panic attack, fainted and split my head open. My girlfriend then fainted at the sight of the blood. An onlooker had to call an ambulance for both of us. FML
Today, I went to the hospital emergency room to visit my boyfriend who had badly sliced his leg open. It ended with me being admitted with a possible head trauma, after hitting my head on the wall and floor as I collapsed at the sight of his wound. FML
Today, my dad finally met my girlfriend. Unfortunately, he was driving the ambulance that she was in, due to severe alcohol poisoning and was on the way to the hospital to have her stomach pumped. FML
Today, I found my boyfriend passed out on the floor. Then I passed out, due to anxiety of seeing him passed out. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend to a festival. The very first thing we saw when we got there was a guy being wheeled away by paramedics. She freaked out and demanded we leave. FML
Today, my first date consisted of him and me in the emergency room of the hospital after his little brother hit me in the face with a baseball bat. FML
Today, I met my fiancé's parents for the first time. The only problem was that I was highly intoxicated. FML
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toenibbler 14
At least he came to the hospital with you.
joeystar95 4
Lol nice way to meet the family..
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Comments (73)
LolFMLnot 10
I think you should feel lucky that he came with you and I am sure if you introduce him to your parents again, they'll most likely like your bf.
shizzathon 5
Bit embarassing for your boyfriend, but it's great you had both him and your parents there when you needed them the most :-)
tnt227 4
Could've been worse. I thought you were going to say something like he stayed for the rest of the concert.
br0ccoli 15
Or made out with the paramedic
KaelaKhaotic 5
At least he came. But how drunk was he?
rattusrattus 19
As long as he wasn't 'buttpatts' drunk, I think he's doing ok.
perdix 31
Apparently not "too drunk to ****."
RubenTheGreek 8
Good Guy Greg in the making,keep him.
jomotto 3
GGG would never be drunk or even be girlfriend of a girl without knowing Her parents ! LOL J/K He was there proving He cares ! He was drunk but still He didn't leave you by your self or left when He knew your parents were comming ! So if your parents are smart enough they would not care at all about He drinking while being on a concert. As if for you .. I hope feel better now :)
roshae_16 11
At least he didnt stay and watch the rest of the concert
gracehi 33
Ah, first impressions! Don't fret though, OP. I think they'll forgive him.
perdix 31
When your parents meet your drunk boyfriend, THAT'S the right time to have a panic attack!
LovexInfinity 5
Welcome to the family...
MangaManiacNat 13
Pretty sure its time to consider a new boyfriend.