Today, I went to a concert. The music was great, but the drunk guys behind me made it hard to pay attention. Half way through the second act, one of them took it upon themselves to start peeing on me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I finally got to attend the concert I have been anticipating for weeks. The band was great. The drunk guy sitting behind me yelling profanity and out of tune lyrics in my ear throughout the entire show, however, was not. FML
Today, I was at a concert and a man came up behind and started to grind me. I pushed him away. He came back and pissed on my leg. FML
Today, I was at a music festival, watching one of my favorite bands. The security guys were throwing water into the crowd to cool us down. I saw some about to be thrown by another fan, so I stood with my mouth open to catch some of it. I ended up with a face full of hot piss. FML
Today, I went to a concert. One of my favorite bands was performing, and I'd had the ticket for seven months, with a great seat for the show. It was all going perfectly, that is until a guy twice my height sat in front of me. FML
Today, I went to see my favorite band in concert. Not only did the people next to me have a loud conversation through the entire set, the guy behind me repeatedly tried to lecture me for head-butting him. Given he was a foot taller than me, I'm not even sure how that was possible. FML
Today, I took a selfie at a concert with the stage in the background. As I tilted my head to get the perfect angle, I knocked over the guy in front of me’s beer. He turned around just in time to see me dripping in weak piss beer, and my selfie became a snapshot of my humiliation. FML
Today, I went to a concert with my boyfriend. I was repeatedly ass-grabbed, grinded on and hit on by guys. My boyfriend's response was, "As long as they continue to bring you free beer, let them get a little feel of what they are paying for." FML
Today, I was at a concert and I was having so much fun. Unfortunately, this was cut short when the person behind me with the worst halitosis started singing along to the songs. He knew ALL the lyrics. FML
Today, it was the concert of my life. I had bought tickets the minute they went on sale, and I'd anxiously waited until the concert date. Thirty minutes before the show, my friend got so drunk that we weren't allowed in, and I was stuck babysitting her all night in the hotel, completely missing the show. FML
Today, I went to a rave where apparently one of my favorite rappers was supposed to perform. I stood in line for 2 hours in the rain, got pushed and shoved, and had to witness a bunch of drunken idiots puke all over the place. Once I finally got to the front of the line, they closed the doors. FML
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WCARlover 35
Stuff that goes through the crowds of concerts is nastyyy. One time this really tall guy was beside me so I was like almost face level with his bloody elbow like 4 inches away...ew
Squirrelx 5
I would of been... Pissed.
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Comments (109)
Feklfekl2222 32
You should of kicked him incredibly hard in the bollocks and emptied your drink on him (if you had one)
Dotty8710 10
You should of "accidentally" kicked him in the crotch. Then maybe next time he'll think twice about getting that drunk where he is peeing on someone.
GuitarGeek44 3
Punch him in the testicles. Serves him right for thinking you were a toilet
MCVelvet1497 3
Turn around and pee on him.
indistructo 3
he was just marking his territory(or at least the territory he wanted...
drloves69 4
I would have been pissed off
jaq_d 0
Better than being pissed on!
bullrider92 19
But she was pissed on.
ArapCheerleader 0
And that's when you punch him in the face :)
DncrHap 9
great. and now you're one of the many who makes fun of various fetishes. peeing on people in public? it's a thing. gawd. you monster.
Lauren10102 3
I suggest you read "The Story of the Eye" by George Batilles
SwaggerJuice 0
it's better to be pissed off, then pissed on. oh, wait...
rexgar2000 10
lol this made my day. I've never been peed on but it's funny. FYL