Today, I went to a club with a couple of my friends. I met a really cute guy and we were getting along pretty well. We eventually exchanged numbers. Later on I decided to call him and set up a date. The number he gave me was the Rejection Hotline number. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to a bar with some buddies, and after trying to pick up a few girls, one of my friends got a number. When I heard the number, I said, "Sorry man, that's definitely the rejection hotline number." So many girls have given me that number, I've memorized it. FML
Today, I met a really cute guy at work. He asked for my number, and I wrote it down on a piece of paper. After looking at the paper, he crumpled it up, yelled "Do you think I'm stupid? I know the rejection hotline when I see it", and walked away. It was my real phone number. FML
Today, I asked a cute guy for his number but instead he gave it to my gay friend. When my friend later called him, it turned out that he'd given him his number just to get rid of me and wasn't expecting him to call. FML
Today, the really cute guy who asked for my number last night texted me. He wanted to know if he could get my friend's number, because he'd been too shy to ask her directly. FML
Today, a cute guy asked for my phone number and I gladly gave it to him. I was feeling really good about myself for getting hit on by the star football player. That was until he called 8 times and left 5 messages. In 2 hours. FML
Today, my friend and I went to a bar for drinks. I noticed this cute girl and went over to say "Hi." I had a great conversation with her and I asked for her number before she left. She passed it to me on a piece of paper with instructions specifying for my friend to call her and not me. FML
Today, a cute girl I know in passing approached me very nervously and blushing like mad. She gave me a note with a number on it, said to call her, then ran away. When I called the number later, it was one of those rejection hotlines. What the hell? FML
Today, my friend and I gave our numbers to some guys at a bar. Twenty minutes after we had left, we got a call. We excitedly answered the phone, only to hear the guy ask, "So, are you the fat one or the ugly one?" FML
Today, I was talking to a guy I really liked, hoping that he would ask me out. Eventually he asked for my number. I was so excited that I couldn't remember it. FML
Today, my friend told me that she gave my number to a guy I've liked for a while. I asked why and she just said "He's just going to have to tell you himself." I got hopeful and really nervous. A few hours later he calls. Turns out, he's called to try and get a date with my gay friend. FML
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Top comments
craigahh 0
Well, the big giveaway is the 1-800 before the number, just a tip.
kscott88 0
To #1: Rejection Hotline isn't a 1-800 number. Because that WOULD be a dead giveaway, obviously, so I don't know why you would even assume that. Anyway, their website - with all their numbers - is here: http://www.rejectionhotline.com/
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Comments (121)
killersteve 0
I feel like overall this is a very weak FML.
cj_gurl 0
And the really sucky part is that he was probably snickering like a little boy, congratulating himself for being so clever in his put down. You're well rid of that little boy. Now, you're free to go find a REAL man.
SpunkT 0
Maybe it's cause you like the Jonas Brothers.
average_girl 0
hahaha i moderated this one... bahahahah :)
eeee93757 0
YDI if you can't recognize that a 1-800 number is commercial and definitely WON'T be going to his house or cell LMAO you idiot
SpunkT 0
#36, learn to read the comments. They aren't 800 numbers you moron.
foolsangel 4
Hey, if he's too much of a pussy to reject you to your face, and has to get a hotline to do it for him, he isn't worth your time anyways.
dancin303 0
hahah my friends and i were getting this number from this guy from his friend and we thought he was going to give us the rejection hotline number but he didnt i also have the rejection hotline in my phone therefore i will not be tricked by this and am able to give it out and this is just funny not really an fml
abcarly 0
what is he, 12?
idoyourmom 0
514-667-0361 i give it out allll the time. sorry about that.