Today, I went swinging with my friend at the park. Seeing a few cute guys playing basketball, I tried to act cute, laughing loudly and letting my hair fly all over the place. Just as they look over the swing broke. I fell on my face, my jeans sliding down, mooning them. They laughed hysterically. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to the park with my friend and we decided to swing. While we were swinging, we decided to jump off backwards. All would have worked out fine if my pants hadn't gotten caught on the metal of the swing, leaving my bare butt exposed. The man who was in the park with his daughter left. FML
Today, I tried to show off my basketball skills to a cute girl at the park. I went up for a dunk and ended up getting stuck in the net, hanging upside down while everyone laughed at me. FML
Today, I went on a date with this really cute guy. We were walking in a park and decided to go on the swings. As I was swinging super high up, I threw up. FML
Today, I went on a date with my boyfriend to our local park, and I playfully climbed into one of the baby swings. I planned on having him push me, not getting stuck and having to be cut free from the seat while he laughed. FML
Today, I was at the park with my friends. We were all having fun on the swings, when out of nowhere I heard a thud, followed by a child crying. Turns out I accidentally kicked him in the head. FML
Today, I was playing basketball outside in my driveway. I saw three cute girls walking by, so I thought I would try to show off a little by doing a backwards slam dunk. I jumped, completely missed the rim and hit my head on the backboard. Then my mom ran out to help me up. FML
Today, I was sitting on a fence watching a friend play soccer. He accidentally kicked the ball at my face and made me fall off the fence into mud. I laughed it off and got back on the fence. Two seconds later he did the same exact thing. I fell wrong and slammed my face into the fence. Pain. FML
Today, I went to the mall and saw a really cute guy. I acted all cool and started doing a sexy hair flip. On the way back up from my hair flip I hit my head on a cellphone stand. FML
Today, I was playing with my yo-yo. I began showing off to my friends. When the girl I liked walked by, I thought it'd be really cool to do the move "dog bite". I ended hitting myself in the balls. Hard. FML
Today, I saw two cute girls walking my way as I was parking my car. Trying to impress them, I got out and attempted to coolly walk to the sidewalk. I tripped on the curb, scraped both my knees, and was laughed at all the way until I got back inside my car. FML
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ohhhhshizzz 0
Dude the first, first not to call first. #1 youre awesome:) Bahaha, and you know what you kind of deserved that. laughing loud is obnoxious. you should have just acted normal, or even went over and watched them play there are easier ways straight forward that get you noticed., but your life is ****** up too.
CTL_fml 0
FML has taught me to never try and impress people because bad stuff happens to you when you do. Also, I LOVE swings. You can never be too old!
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Comments (146)
fantabolous 2
not understanding the YDI, when the basic problem happened cause the swing broke... which i don't think was a result of laughing loudly
hk_fml 9
oh man that sucks xD You didnt deserve that, really.
mildver 0
hahaha that is an epic fail!!! you just pwned yourself!!!
Jaywin 3
For some reason I get the feeling that the OP is pretty young. Not because she was at a park, but because she thinks such juvenile things such as "laughing loudly" and "letting her hair fly all over the place" are cute and attractive. Also, why weren't you swinging while facing the guys you thought were cute? Because if you were facing them and landed on your face, you wouldn't have mooned them.
soannoyed123 0
lmao that sucks so much. at least they didn't know who you were.
4bbaf9d3caaa8f84 20
#9: lol so true to the OP: FYL because that is mortifying but YDI for trying to show off on the bright side, they didn't see you "try to be cute" because that is just embarrassing
becky_becks 0
That's what you get for acting annoying.
Aethren 0
now you know that showing your ass gets more attention than laughing loud.
Mallie_Moth 0
YDI for being an attention *****.
t6a6m6m6y 0
ok so who in this world has not done something stupid to get a guys attention (or girls) give the OP a break!!!