Today, I went snowboarding for the first time. Aside from falling every 2 minutes, I was apparently showing the entire mountain (including my dad) my thong every time I fell and got back up. My boyfriend saw everything and didn't let me know until we finished the 20-minute run we were on. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went snowboarding for the first time. I was so scared that I passed out. I was only on the kiddie hill. FML
Today, I went skiing. Trying to show off to some inexperienced skiers, I flew past them at my top speed, a bracket snapped off my boot and I slid on my face for about 30 metres. FML
Today, I went skiing for the very first time and spent more time falling down than actually skiing. Despite the fact that I'm up here in the mountains for another week with my family, I'm never trying that again. FML
Today, I was at a water park with my family. While on the 100ft slide, my father decided it would be a great idea to pants me. I slipped and went down the 100ft slide naked for everyone to see. FML
Today, I was feeling depressed, so I decided to go snowboarding with friends to cheer myself up. I fell on the first trail and broke my dominant wrist. FML
Today, while skiing, the creepy guy controlling the chair lift said I was pretty. I was so caught off guard that I fell off. FML
Today, I lost a glove while snowboarding. I got off my board to find it, when a bunch of kids took the opportunity to kick my snowboard down the hill, while yelling "Run, Forrest, run!" as I frantically chased after it. FML
Today, at a ski resort, I tried to impress an attractive girl on the slopes and failed, horribly. I ended up with a mild concussion and some serious cuts after tripping, tumbling and hitting my head against the ground. I don't think she was impressed. FML
Today, on my first ski run down a mountain, I dislocated my patella. Now I get to watch out of the window as my family builds a snowman and names it after me. FML
Today, while skiing, I really needed to pee. The instructor pointed me towards some bushes. I slid over to them, and pulled my panties down. My skis then started sliding back down the slope. I ended up gliding through the bushes, all the way down to the rest of the group. FML
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tygerarmy 35
Surprised you didn't feel a draft in the snow. Don't most people wear big poofy clothing?
iswearimhuman 12
Did you not feel a cold gust of win on your backside? No?? Well, at least now you know that loose pants and thongs are not a good combination for snowboarding.
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Comments (18)
Smiles2910 18
That's why I don't wear a thong in the snow while doing an active sport dumbass
thatdumbass 7
how can someone see your thong while you are snowboarding. girl you missed the lesson about how to dress warm while snowboarding!?
sugacane 0
You should get some lessons. Also, I teach snowboarding and always wear a thong. It's never showed and my butt is never cold so I'm not sure how wearing a thong during snowboarding is a poor decision...
stefan006 8
How do you not have multiple layers on that are tucked in during snowboarding?
J15237 25
Why would you think a thong is the proper thing for snowboarding? I would assume you would want layers. Especially for when your ass fell in that cold snow. Then later you can slip into a thong and your lover make you feel better.
Kyliej96 6
Haha. I can relate…. Snowboarding was not for me