Today, I went shopping with some friends. We were tired from walking around the mall all night, so we decided to sit and relax at a table. I was about to close my eyes when I got smacked on the forehead by an orange falling from the second floor of the mall. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to the mall and saw a really cute guy. I acted all cool and started doing a sexy hair flip. On the way back up from my hair flip I hit my head on a cellphone stand. FML
Today, I was in the cafeteria at a table near the guy I like. He was playing around with a ball with a couple of his friends. They dropped it, and it rolled over next to my foot. When I bent down to pick it up, I smashed my head against a chair. FML
Today, I was dining out with friends. I saw a mom instructing her young child to go to empty tables and take whatever cash had been left. I discreetly told the manager. He confronted the woman and pointed right at me. As she was being thrown out, she tossed a very heavy mug at my head. It hit me. FML
Today, I went to the mall. While shopping in a store, a woman bumped into me numerous times. Getting annoyed, I turned to her and loudly exclaimed, "Are you blind?!" Turns out she was. FML
Today, I walked into a glass door at a busy mall. Not only did I face-plant in front of a crowd, but I also left an almost perfect imprint of my face on the glass. FML
Today, my alarm went off. I reached to swat it, missed, slipped, smacked my face on my dresser, and fell on the floor. As I picked myself up off the floor, I hit my head on the open top drawer of my other dresser. In 30 seconds of consciousness, I was attacked by two pieces of furniture. FML
Today, while we were exploring a building, my dad and I somehow got separated. After about 30 seconds, I found him on the other side of a door, so I went to go through what I thought was a door. Instead, I smashed my head on a windowpane and collapsed to the floor in pain in front of 5 people. FML
Today, I was at the park with my friends. We were all having fun on the swings, when out of nowhere I heard a thud, followed by a child crying. Turns out I accidentally kicked him in the head. FML
Today, I was walking into my living room when I slipped over the carpet, bashed my head on my glass table, and was moaning in pain on the floor. My parents came running when they heard my head bang… straight to the table, to see if there were any scratches on it. FML
Today, a picture fell off of the wall in the middle of the night. It hit me smack bang in the middle of face. FML
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CleverOne 0
Shoulda had a V8
GreenRupee 0
Oh my god, are you dead?!
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Comments (88)
sodahhhr 0
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f_me247 0
you spelled juice wrong, dick head......
chefky14 0
wow thats not as bad as the kid who was sitting on a message chair in Queens center mall and a suicide jumper landed on his neck, but an orange falling on you is definetly FML worthy (sarcastic voice)
Tequilamockngbrd 7
Seriously?
Maxine17 8
That happened? Dear god.
kombucha_fml 8
funny :D
life_can_suck21 0
coulda had a V8
dacman48 0
EPIC WIN!
Thoureau 0
Wow. I wonder what other kinds of wacky hijinks ensues in your town.
Tigg3r 3
I luv doing that to random people!!! Especially with skittles and then you scream "Taste the ******* rainbow dipshit!!" and then run very fast. BTW don't do it to old people. Old people are scary when thier angry and they aren't afraid to use thier purses and canes.
KayleeFrye 39
Are you one of those kids who acts like a moron and thinks that they are oh-so-cool? Get a life and stop wasting Skittles.
Tigg3r 3
Believe me I know I'm not oh-so-cool. I don't like skittles much and I figured that I would find a good use for all the skittles people gave me on Halloween. Now I would personaly not like to have a comment arguement over something as stupid as throwing skittles. I find it hilarious and it's my way of having fun. People are different. Some people go party, some go shopping, others have sleep-overs. I throw skittles.
KayleeFrye 39
I wasn't planning on getting into an argument, I just think that you're being very immature. Your idea of fun is harassing other people? Granted, throwing Skittles at them is relatively harmless, but still. Although, it could be very painful if you threw it hard enough. Maybe you should try to find a way to have fun without bothering others. Try looking at it from someone else's point of view. Or keep acting like an obnoxious child until you either grow up or someone beats the crap out of you for throwing things at them.
depression375 0
first of your retarded Andz200zx. second OMG an orange fell on my head and nothing happened. who the **** cares. when it break s your skull then come and post this gay wussy message dumbass...
blazingman311 1
You must have missed the; 'Beware of falling oranges' sign
godd3ss 0
I moderated this one! lol
Laxloverr24 0
"when oranges fly"