morg2000
Mexico
Today, I went out to dinner with my family. I was given a kids menu when the hostess sat us down. I'm 24. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
ugh
United States
Grown up
Today, I went out to dinner with my boyfriend and his mom. The hostess asked if I needed "the kid's menu," remarked how I look "so grown up for your age," and asked what grade I was in. I said I'm in university. She laughed as if it was the best joke ever told. I'm 22. FML
TooShort
United States
Today, I walked into a restaurant with my parents to celebrate my Mom's birthday. They immediately got a kid's menu and crayons out for me. I'm 15. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I was seated, once again, at the "too small" children's table. I'm twenty. FML
Anonymous
Dublin, Ireland
Not a wife guy
Today, I went to a restaurant with my mother, where the waiter complimented my "wife". I'm not 18, and she's over 40. FML
Gears
Close shave
Today, I had dinner at a local fast-food joint. There's an employee there that I usually talk to and flirt with, so I thought maybe it was time to ask for her number. After a small conversation and almost getting to the point, she told me, "I'm 17." I'm 23. FML
not saying it was whores, but...
United States
Today, I accidentally belched at the dinner table. At age 22, I got sent to my room with no dessert by my parents. FML
lloydLO
United States
Chris Hansen time
Today, I met and asked a cute girl out on a date. We decided to meet at a fancy restaurant downtown. When I got there I saw her sitting with what turned out to be her parents. They made a huge scene, calling me a pedophile and a low-life. Apparently, the girl was 16 years-old. I'm 25. FML
Anonymous
Fine mess
Today, I begged my parents not to take me to a restaurant for my birthday, but sure enough, they took me to one, along with my siblings, aunts, uncles, you name it. Ordering with them is a nightmare, so after a whole half-hour the waiter still hadn’t gotten everyone’s complicated orders written down. FML
Anonymous
Dundee, United Kingdom
Today, it was my 18th birthday and I was told I couldn't get the night off work because a party of 34 had booked into the restaurant. It turned out my family had come in to 'celebrate' by making me wait on them. They were a nightmare, thought it was hilarious to be difficult, and didn't tip. FML
Weirdo
United States
Today, my family took me to a steak house. I went for an eight minute bathroom break, coming back to an empty table. They ordered dessert, and left me the bill. I'm a vegetarian, and it's my birthday. FML
Top comments
Hannah_fml 0
I'm 19, but I look 12. doesn't help that i'm "short n' cute", so i know all about that. Just smile! or make them feel bad about it, that's always funny. or leave a big mess. personally i'm more of a revenge getter
haleyashton 0
i actually have to ask for those. i love them. i like to color. i appreciate that they offer me a kids menu. (:
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Comments (51)
SkoomaKi 28
You have the cutest face! *pinches OP's cheek*
Szaszaspasz 26
I got asked for ID at the liquor store two months ago. The lady thought I looked under 25 and asked for my ID as a precaution. I'm 41. Don't feel bad about looking young. I enjoyed getting Hallowe'en candy well into my teens.
trishalovesu 7
I wish I could still get kids menus but the closest thing I get is happy meals FML
K_lovesnutella 0
Um,no offense or anything but how short are you? Maybe you are just a really young-looking person.I have the same issue,I can't stand it.I have dealt with it my entire life,but hey,when I am 30,I will still be looking 20.So I think it's an overall win at life.
jazzmin1997 16
WTF.
fantasyworld 39
The kids menu has better food.
lucyisbae 18
You act like that's a bad thing.
MadJessTic 29
Take it as a compliment!
zeffra13 31
That happened to me when I was 23, but I was out with a friend and his family. It was an order-off-the-sign place and we didn't realize the hostess' mistake until later, because his mom ordered the same thing as me and we didn't get the same thing.
inthehidden 16
This will come in handy when you're in your 40's.