morg2000
Mexico
Today, I went out to dinner with my family. I was given a kids menu when the hostess sat us down. I'm 24. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
ugh
United States
Grown up
Today, I went out to dinner with my boyfriend and his mom. The hostess asked if I needed "the kid's menu," remarked how I look "so grown up for your age," and asked what grade I was in. I said I'm in university. She laughed as if it was the best joke ever told. I'm 22. FML
TooShort
United States
Today, I walked into a restaurant with my parents to celebrate my Mom's birthday. They immediately got a kid's menu and crayons out for me. I'm 15. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I was seated, once again, at the "too small" children's table. I'm twenty. FML
Anonymous
Dublin, Ireland
Not a wife guy
Today, I went to a restaurant with my mother, where the waiter complimented my "wife". I'm not 18, and she's over 40. FML
Gears
Close shave
Today, I had dinner at a local fast-food joint. There's an employee there that I usually talk to and flirt with, so I thought maybe it was time to ask for her number. After a small conversation and almost getting to the point, she told me, "I'm 17." I'm 23. FML
not saying it was whores, but...
United States
Today, I accidentally belched at the dinner table. At age 22, I got sent to my room with no dessert by my parents. FML
lloydLO
United States
Chris Hansen time
Today, I met and asked a cute girl out on a date. We decided to meet at a fancy restaurant downtown. When I got there I saw her sitting with what turned out to be her parents. They made a huge scene, calling me a pedophile and a low-life. Apparently, the girl was 16 years-old. I'm 25. FML
Anonymous
Fine mess
Today, I begged my parents not to take me to a restaurant for my birthday, but sure enough, they took me to one, along with my siblings, aunts, uncles, you name it. Ordering with them is a nightmare, so after a whole half-hour the waiter still hadn’t gotten everyone’s complicated orders written down. FML
Anonymous
Dundee, United Kingdom
Today, it was my 18th birthday and I was told I couldn't get the night off work because a party of 34 had booked into the restaurant. It turned out my family had come in to 'celebrate' by making me wait on them. They were a nightmare, thought it was hilarious to be difficult, and didn't tip. FML
Weirdo
United States
Today, my family took me to a steak house. I went for an eight minute bathroom break, coming back to an empty table. They ordered dessert, and left me the bill. I'm a vegetarian, and it's my birthday. FML
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Hannah_fml 0
I'm 19, but I look 12. doesn't help that i'm "short n' cute", so i know all about that. Just smile! or make them feel bad about it, that's always funny. or leave a big mess. personally i'm more of a revenge getter
haleyashton 0
i actually have to ask for those. i love them. i like to color. i appreciate that they offer me a kids menu. (:
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myexsucks 0
This has happened to me on several occasions...I'm 21. One of the times, I was with my friend for a girls' night out, and we're both dressed up. The hot waiter offered me a kids menu. The other time, I went out with my parents and my young nieces and nephews for breakfast, and they gave me the kids menu...just like the four kids under 8 I went with. I also get carded to see Rated-R movies. Bright side, at least you look young?
uchihasasuke 0
I get into movies all the time for $2 less than student cost cause they think I'm under 10. I'm 15 and I'm taller than 6' no lie retards, but hey works for me
tylerisinsane 0
Rofl that is hilarious, you should have been like Ill have the personal pizza and a bottle of chardonay. lol :P
Andyangels27 0
usually sweet deals on the kids menu lucky
ashleynonymous 0
Cheaper food! Who cares? I love getting whatever I can as cheap as I can.
george456 0
small boobs?
nirvanafreak93 0
when I wasin vagas they waiter thought I was a boy coz my hair is up to my sholders and Im 17 but it never happened in Australia
xxochristineox 3
you do not know how many times this has happened to me!! crayons and those cups with lids too!! lol besides at friendlys!! I love thier kids menu!!! lol
NeonAgatha 0
lol XD
tha69ers 0
I think next time that happens you should send me a picture of your "childish" body. you'd be great in **** with that body. ;)))