Today, I went out to dinner with my brother. There was a very attractive man sitting a few tables away who kept glancing at me. When my brother excused himself to the bathroom, the man worked up the courage to come over and introduce himself to me. He asked me if my brother was single. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was eating out with my family. I have 2 brothers. Our waitress comes and says, "Look at those 3 handsome young men." I didn't think of it until my 5-year-old brother shouted, " She's a girl!'" FML
Today, I saw a ridiculously hot guy dining with his family. I decided not to flirt with him with his parents around but to ask his sister (who went to the restroom) to give him my phone number. When I came back, I saw her pointing a finger at me, and the whole family turning around and staring. FML
Today, I was meeting my sister's fiancé. I went to an internet cafe before I went to her house for dinner with them. I was on a computer and there was this really attractive man next to me. I was flirting with him and we exchanged numbers. Turns out, he is my sister's fiancé. FML
Today, I went with my dad to Starbucks. There is this really cute guy who works there and he kept looking over at me, so I went over to say hi. He ended up asking if my dad was single. FML
Today, I went to a restaurant with some friends. I noticed a very cute waitress about my age, so I walked over to her and asked if she had a boyfriend. The extremely fit, attractive waiter standing next to her immediately turned, held out his hand and goes, "Yeah. Meet me." FML
Today, I was having lunch at a cafe. There was an attractive guy looking at me from another table. I smiled back and gave a little wink. A minute later he approached me. I introduced myself and asked if he wanted my number. He said, "Um, no but what are you eating? It looks really good" FML
Today, I met my brother for the first time in 20 years. Everything was going great, until he tried to make out with me. FML
Today, I thought I was going on a date. About 20 minutes into it, after giving her my arm to hold (like a true gentleman) it came up in conversation that my brother is gay. Her response: "Oh, so both you and your brother are gay?" FML
Today, I was at a club with a friend. A cute guy kept smiling and looking over at me. He left his seat and went to the bar and brought back two drinks. He waved me over and then said, "Can you tell your hot friend that I bought her a drink?" FML
Today, an attractive guy came up to me and told me that I looked sexy in a picture online. He then asked himself why he had never asked me out before. Apparently, he doesn't remember our 6-month relationship, or how it ended when he slept with my sister. FML
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CassT 0
Ouch! I modded this one ;) You know what they say - all the good men are either taken or gay :D
cpatrick820 3
You're right. The gay guy should have wanted to date you. #7, why would he avoid starbucks because of that? I've been hit on by a lot of gay dudes, and I usually take it as a compliment. Only time I didn't is when the guy actually grabbed my ass. Then shit got personal
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cpatrick820 3
You're right. The gay guy should have wanted to date you. #7, why would he avoid starbucks because of that? I've been hit on by a lot of gay dudes, and I usually take it as a compliment. Only time I didn't is when the guy actually grabbed my ass. Then shit got personal
redbluegreen 41
I think it was the only Starbucks within 20 minutes of his house and he was 12, and the guy that worked the register actually still works there. I don't remember. He's gotten better with gay guys, but he's not into being hit on.
abyssion1337 0
so what that really says is "Today I met a gay man, FML" stop whining are you so in need of attention that you'll say any meaningless crap on the internet to get a bunch of people you don't know to notice you: cause that just sad get some help or eat yourself into a coma but please stop bugging the internet with every insignificant event in your life cause we just don't care, you annoy us you really do and we hate you for it
eastgirl16 0
If you don't care, then why did you just waste that whole time it took you to post a comment? well haha I guess I'm replying right now, but hey I'm not complaining!
sweaterlady 0
You sound really bitter. The OP was possibly disappointed but more likely amused that the eyecandy at the next table was more interested in her brother than in her. So she decided to post her tale of the semi-amusing reversal of a typical social interaction...evoking your anger and contempt? Really? Why?
Overcast117 5
OP: Boo-hoo. A gay guy wants to date your brother. But /YOU/ want to date /HIM/! And since this is all about you he really /SHOULD/ reconsider his sexuality so you two can be together.
satanicminnow1 1
LOL!
tafam 0
Jesus. Shit got heated up in here! OP: Ah, well. You win some, you loose some, some want to do your brother. Que sera sera.
Canuck 0
where is the "so the **** what" button on this one? cause this is no a ydi or a fml in any way
englishmuffin 0
How is this a FML? A gay guy saw you and... stayed gay. If that's the case, then F most of our lives.
Peroxide 3
"A gay guy saw you and... stayed gay" BAHAHAHAHAHA
arienh4 0
This is the reason FMLs should have a thumbs down option. Or, indeed, a So the **** What?
emelia_fml 0
Personally, I don't see why you'd want to go on a date with someone who's not even interested in you sexually.... better you find out now than fifteen years down the line when you have 3 kids and a life together?
Prawn_fml 2
Sheesh, ego much? Be happy for your brother - a pretty guy likes him.