Today, I went out to dinner with my brother. There was a very attractive man sitting a few tables away who kept glancing at me. When my brother excused himself to the bathroom, the man worked up the courage to come over and introduce himself to me. He asked me if my brother was single. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was eating out with my family. I have 2 brothers. Our waitress comes and says, "Look at those 3 handsome young men." I didn't think of it until my 5-year-old brother shouted, " She's a girl!'" FML
Today, I saw a ridiculously hot guy dining with his family. I decided not to flirt with him with his parents around but to ask his sister (who went to the restroom) to give him my phone number. When I came back, I saw her pointing a finger at me, and the whole family turning around and staring. FML
Today, I was meeting my sister's fiancé. I went to an internet cafe before I went to her house for dinner with them. I was on a computer and there was this really attractive man next to me. I was flirting with him and we exchanged numbers. Turns out, he is my sister's fiancé. FML
Today, I went with my dad to Starbucks. There is this really cute guy who works there and he kept looking over at me, so I went over to say hi. He ended up asking if my dad was single. FML
Today, I went to a restaurant with some friends. I noticed a very cute waitress about my age, so I walked over to her and asked if she had a boyfriend. The extremely fit, attractive waiter standing next to her immediately turned, held out his hand and goes, "Yeah. Meet me." FML
Today, I was having lunch at a cafe. There was an attractive guy looking at me from another table. I smiled back and gave a little wink. A minute later he approached me. I introduced myself and asked if he wanted my number. He said, "Um, no but what are you eating? It looks really good" FML
Today, I met my brother for the first time in 20 years. Everything was going great, until he tried to make out with me. FML
Today, I thought I was going on a date. About 20 minutes into it, after giving her my arm to hold (like a true gentleman) it came up in conversation that my brother is gay. Her response: "Oh, so both you and your brother are gay?" FML
Today, I was at a club with a friend. A cute guy kept smiling and looking over at me. He left his seat and went to the bar and brought back two drinks. He waved me over and then said, "Can you tell your hot friend that I bought her a drink?" FML
Today, an attractive guy came up to me and told me that I looked sexy in a picture online. He then asked himself why he had never asked me out before. Apparently, he doesn't remember our 6-month relationship, or how it ended when he slept with my sister. FML
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CassT 0
Ouch! I modded this one ;) You know what they say - all the good men are either taken or gay :D
cpatrick820 3
You're right. The gay guy should have wanted to date you. #7, why would he avoid starbucks because of that? I've been hit on by a lot of gay dudes, and I usually take it as a compliment. Only time I didn't is when the guy actually grabbed my ass. Then shit got personal
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Comments (123)
summer66_fml 0
thats more of an f your brothers life......
ThUrSdAy13th 0
you need to reboot your gaydar if you thought the guy was into you but was out of the closet enough to ask a random person (you) if another random person (your brother) was single :p
Fd4Lyfe 0
ok this site needs a button to vote that THIS ISNT AN FML, god are you that retarded that someone being gay is an fml? go jump of a bridge.
uberkrissy 0
You should be happy that gay guys like your brother. If you haven't noticed, that's a compliment!
cheyenne17_fml 0
Umm Who cares.. But, who just goes up to a "couple" eating dinner, how did he know he was your brother?
hetalia_thailand 20
Well usually couples will usually exchange little nicknames words of affection and be all romantic and couple-ish in general, whereas if OP was eating with her brother they would have talked casually, unless there was some kind of incest between them, which is obviously not the case.
Mo_mo 0
why do people get so dramatic over these stories. She was insulted cause a guy wanted her sibling, when she thought he was lookin at her... it was funny. I think you people with no lives forget that this site is for entertainment, not to bash alternate lifestyles. Get over yourselves a get a sense of humor.
anzleigh 0
ahahaha , the cute ones are always gay ... im sorry .
urmomluvsme 0
You know the saying, the cute guys are douches, the nice guys are ugly, and the nice, cute guys are gay.
kheemy 0
okay, so it's bad that gay men find your brother more attractive than you? if i were you i'd be happy i look like a girl.
iEATdreamsx 0
meh nobody cares.