Today, I went out for lunch with a guy I hadn't seen in a couple of months. He seemed to be staring at my chest quite a bit, but I wasn't too bothered by it. Turns out there was still an XL sticker on my shirt. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I bought a new purple shirt and decided to wear it to this charity function I was going to. I thought I looked pretty good in it. Then I got home and realized I left the sticker on. I had an "XL" sticker on my boob all night. FML
Today, I went out to lunch with a girl I like and her best friend. We had a good time, even talked for a few hours at the restaurant, but after we left, she stopped talking to me. Her friend told her that I kept staring at her chest; I was trying to see what her pendant was. FML
Today, while at work, a creepy guy blatantly stared at my chest for a good 40 seconds. Finally snapping out of his trance, he said with a wink, "You forgot your name tag." He was right. FML
Today, I was having breakfast when my mom's boyfriend came and sat right across from me. He didn't try and hide the fact that he was staring at my chest and told me, "Wow, you're getting bigger." I glared at him. He winked at me. FML
Today, I put on a new pair of jeans and went out. Halfway through my errands, I realized the long sticker with my size was still on the back. I walked around for quite a while advertising my embarrassing waist and leg measurements. FML
Today, I was putting on my new pair of jeans, when my girlfriend walked in. She found the "XS" size sticker on the side of my pants, held it for a little while then put it on my crotch. She then looked at me, gave a little shrug and half-smile and walked away. FML
Today, I went to the grocery store. I saw a very cute guy in the aisle and smiled. He smiled back and blushed a little. He walked over and I flirted with him. He said, "I thought you should know the zipper on your jeans is down" and walked away. It was. FML
Today, I was hanging out with the guy I really like. I lifted my arms to put my hair in a ponytail when he noticed a hole that had apparently tore in the armpit of my shirt, so he put his finger through it. I haven't shaved in weeks. FML
Today, I was at a bar. A fat guy looks at me for a while and sits down next to me. He turns and I expect that he'll hit on me. He then buttons down his shirt, presses his man boobs together and say to his friends “Look, I’ve got bigger tits than than the girl next to me!" His friends agreed. FML
Today, at work, I was putting away clothes in the Men's department, when a guy came and started shopping in the aisle in front of me. He kept staring at me non-stop. Getting fed up, I said "What are you staring at?" Turns out he was wearing his sunglasses on the back of his head. FML
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Top comments
kikimonole 13
A lesson... Always double check your shirts for stickers. I once walked around with a size tag hanging from the ass of my pants.
TheTwistedOtaku 16
Is that what he told you?
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Comments (78)
DrippingSarcasm 20
I see someone likey-likey this boy... you don't mind he looks? ;)
NigerianMedicine 11
"A sticker"? I must remember that one.
cowboyroy 1
Na, he was still staring at your boobs.
cornyrob 33
Ooh, XL boobies!
SApprentice 34
What a prick, he could have just let you know to begin with. I suppose he might not have known how to say it, but in that case it's better to say something, than to just gawk at you. FYL, OP.
pittyfinny 4
Do you have XL's? XD
escobar07 10
Did you lie and tell him your a medium
mosquito19 14
a guy you hadn't seen in a couple month? what the hell is that even mean?
I_lost_the_game 25
It means she hadn't seen him in a couple of months.
FaygoAndMiracles 18
Can someone explain to me what's so bad about having a sticker on your shirt?
jazalea8 16
It is what the sticker said. It was her size. She is embarrassed by her size.
FaygoAndMiracles 18
...I'm having trouble seeing how being embarrassed over something incredibly silly is FML worthy. If someone is embarrassed by being an XL, wouldn't they be embarrassed either way, even if it wasn't literally written across them?
nora111197 8
I'm sorry but why weren't you bothered by it :D