Today, I went out for lunch with a guy I hadn't seen in a couple of months. He seemed to be staring at my chest quite a bit, but I wasn't too bothered by it. Turns out there was still an XL sticker on my shirt. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I bought a new purple shirt and decided to wear it to this charity function I was going to. I thought I looked pretty good in it. Then I got home and realized I left the sticker on. I had an "XL" sticker on my boob all night. FML
Today, I went out to lunch with a girl I like and her best friend. We had a good time, even talked for a few hours at the restaurant, but after we left, she stopped talking to me. Her friend told her that I kept staring at her chest; I was trying to see what her pendant was. FML
Today, while at work, a creepy guy blatantly stared at my chest for a good 40 seconds. Finally snapping out of his trance, he said with a wink, "You forgot your name tag." He was right. FML
Today, I was having breakfast when my mom's boyfriend came and sat right across from me. He didn't try and hide the fact that he was staring at my chest and told me, "Wow, you're getting bigger." I glared at him. He winked at me. FML
Today, I put on a new pair of jeans and went out. Halfway through my errands, I realized the long sticker with my size was still on the back. I walked around for quite a while advertising my embarrassing waist and leg measurements. FML
Today, I was putting on my new pair of jeans, when my girlfriend walked in. She found the "XS" size sticker on the side of my pants, held it for a little while then put it on my crotch. She then looked at me, gave a little shrug and half-smile and walked away. FML
Today, I went to the grocery store. I saw a very cute guy in the aisle and smiled. He smiled back and blushed a little. He walked over and I flirted with him. He said, "I thought you should know the zipper on your jeans is down" and walked away. It was. FML
Today, I was hanging out with the guy I really like. I lifted my arms to put my hair in a ponytail when he noticed a hole that had apparently tore in the armpit of my shirt, so he put his finger through it. I haven't shaved in weeks. FML
Today, I was at a bar. A fat guy looks at me for a while and sits down next to me. He turns and I expect that he'll hit on me. He then buttons down his shirt, presses his man boobs together and say to his friends “Look, I’ve got bigger tits than than the girl next to me!" His friends agreed. FML
Today, at work, I was putting away clothes in the Men's department, when a guy came and started shopping in the aisle in front of me. He kept staring at me non-stop. Getting fed up, I said "What are you staring at?" Turns out he was wearing his sunglasses on the back of his head. FML
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Top comments
kikimonole 13
A lesson... Always double check your shirts for stickers. I once walked around with a size tag hanging from the ass of my pants.
TheTwistedOtaku 16
Is that what he told you?
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Comments (78)
SinghIt 1
Anyone else think this FML seems a bit too familiar?
SinghIt 1
Btw I was meaning that I have seen this FML before, it was just worded differently.
KiddNYC1O 22
Not trying to be rude but what's your point?
SinghIt 1
My point is that this FML sounds made up to me cos the other FML was from the same place but a different story about the same thing.
DomDomxoxo 16
Who gives a shit? If this FML wasn't deleted by now, you're probably wrong. I also searched for FMLs with the word sticker in it and I didn't find one with a similar story. By the way, how do you remember the location of the other FML?
perdix 31
Were you an M when your last saw him? Now that you've bulked up to an XL, he's suddenly interested in your fun bags. I'm thiinking he's a chubby chaser, a Harvey Whalebanger -- I daresay, a plumpa humpa!
drkate25 30
Just because the shirt was XL doesn't mean OP is, some clothes run small or maybe OP likes things loose?
perdix 31
Or maybe aliens put the sticker on, or maybe the OP is big-boned, or maybe she liked the shirt so much and all they had was the XL. All the explanations are possible, but not likely. Occam's Razor-> She's fat!! Ding-ding-ding!
XxskyelovexX 13
She could also just have big breasts and had to get a bigger shirt because of them
smitin 1
I dare say perdix, you have made my day.
TheDrudgeChild 4
Most female XL shirts in US sizing aren't even big, so if he has an issue with her size because of that alone, that's pathetic.
remainthesamex3 14
Women's clothing runs tiny. Chances are she got the XL so it wasn't a shirt she could only wear around her arm. Also, women with large chests need larger shirts. It sucks but it's the way it is.
court_f 8
Doesn't anyone wash their clothes before they wear them?? Lol
flutter4 7
I know! It took 22 comments to state the obvious.
japtap81 16
I wash my clothes before wearing them however those stupid annoying stickers don't always come off. However the question should ask, don't anyone thoroughly check clothes before wearing?
Cynictowinit 4
A "sticker" huh? Got it, that's a pretty novel excuse.
walmartpaysme 15
Yeah, but if you use it and there's no sticker you're just going to get punched in your "fap-stick."
OneGirlsLife 20
Don't worry same happens to Me except the stickers are on my pants.
rooney0710 5
Let me guess. He asked to remove it after telling you...
RentaName 15
I'm sure the sticker didn't make you look any larger.
hagetyabin 2
FalconSam1414 19
Once I went a whole school day walking about with a size sticker on my shirt. I didn't notice it until tennis practice, after school.
Warden1986 16
Don't you wash your new clothes before wearing them? If so shouldn't the sticker come off in the washer.. Just saying. No big deal tough. I'd say that would be more of an ice breaker, then an embarrassment.