Today, I went on a run. Going a decent pace, I passed a woman walking her dog. I joked, "C'mon! Keep up!" Thirty feet later I stepped in mud, rolled my ankle and fell. The woman walked by as I lay in agony, and told me to keep up. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while on my daily jog, I passed a very attractive girl. While passing her, she yelled "hey cutie". Trying to look cool, I tried turning around without stopping. I then fell off the curb and severely sprained my ankle. She caught up to help but was laughing the entire time. FML
Today, I decided to be healthy and go for a run. I broke my ankle. FML
Today, I was feeling motivated to improve my unhealthy miserable life and went for a jog. Halfway through, I tripped on my own shoelace and scared a couple walking their dog. According to my wife, it's already been gossiped about in our neighborhood. FML
Today, I went for my first morning run in years. I made it half a block before tripping over nothing and face-planting in front of a dog walker. The dog looked genuinely concerned. The walker didn’t. She just snorted and carried on walking the dog. FML
Today, I took part in a charity run for a good cause. I'd trained for months and showed up, only to trip and fall flat on my face at the starting line. I spent the rest of the race with scraped knees and a bruised ego. FML
Today, I decided to begin jogging since my weight was getting a little out of control and I wanted to do something about it. Guess who tripped on a root and broke their ankle? Yeah. Exactly. FML
Today, I went for a run to get in shape for the first time in ages. I put on my running shoes and hit the pavement. Halfway through, the sole of one shoe came off, and I had to hobble back home in embarrassment. FML
Today, as I was jogging on the boardwalk, an old guy tripped me with his cane. As I was getting back up, I heard him say to his wife, "I wanted to see if she would actually fall." FML
Today, I went for a run, and my own dog attacked me. FML
Today, I was running on the treadmill at my local gym when I saw a girl I like a lot. I called out to her to say hi. As she was coming over, I accidentally stepped on the belt with one foot, crashed down on the treadmill, and continued to slide down in front of her, emerging with a gashed knee and arm. FML
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leogirl95 12
You just don't say that to people.
Cbizzlez 10
Instant karma right there
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Comments (100)
Kuhu1993 21
Karma is a bitch, isn't it?
AshaaFerreira 22
Did you not get the memo? Kara is the bitch
MuseFan1991 14
why would you say that to a stranger? if someone told me to 'keep up' when i was walking id give them the finger. but then again i'm english and it's an unwritten law to not talk to other people
Mifflicious 18
I'd probably shout something insulting back to you. I can't run much, especially not on hard streets because of my knees and ankles. So I'd get pretty annoyed, even if it's just a joke since I'd LIKE to "keep up", but I simply can't. This comment wasn't meant to be a reply to you, sorry about that D8
MuseFan1991 14
apology not accepted. proceed to the flogging block.
Mifflicious 18
Aw, damn!
wannabesinger 16
You know what, maybe that woman doesn't like to run! I personally prefer fast walks to running, but I'm moving and that's all you should care about. Who are you to discourage someone from their form of exercise? They aren't sitting on their ass getting fat, they're moving. People like you are the reason some are afraid to exercise.
NaN101 27
Classic. Well deserved punishment for douchebaggery.
gabbi630 16
Shit happens to shit!
SweetasCandy0609 28
instant karma I love it.
fbgstar 4
Lmao
fairgirl99 8
Karma is a bitch
NoDontKillMe 19
No, Kara is!
CheeseHater 23
Why would you even say that? If I was her I'd run up to you and trip you with the leash.
olpally 33
You deserve it, asshat. She should have kicked more mud in your face after what you did.