anonymous
United States
Today, I went on a movie date with a guy. He brought his mom. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
fridgemylifee
United States
Today, I had a first date with a guy I met online. And his mom. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I went on a first date with a guy I really like. He brought up that there was a person staring at us from a nearby table. That person was my mom. FML
shelteredchild
United States
Date night
Today, I got the courage to ask my mom if I could go to the movies alone on my first date with my new boyfriend. She said OK, which was surprising because she never lets me go anywhere alone. When I got to the theatre with him I saw my mom. She had saved seats for us. FML
shininghayley
United States
Today, my boyfriend decided to take me out bowling. My mom was going to take us. My parents ended up bowling with us. I had a double date with my parents. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, a guy took me out on a date. His imaginary friends joined us. FML
singlesummer
Compton, United States
Today, I was watching a movie alone, after receiving a text from my boyfriend saying that his grandma was at the hospital, so he couldn't go with me. I caught him on a date with another girl, at the same movie screening that I went to. FML
Jake
United States
Today, I took a girl I like to the movies. Everything went great until I went in to kiss her. She didn't object, but my mother, who apparently followed me to the theater and was now pulling me away by my shirt while saying, "We're leaving!" certainly did. FML
myBFsucks
Canada
Today, I went to the movies on a date. I went to pay for the tickets when I realized that I didn't have my wallet. Instead of my boyfriend paying, he laughed and paid for his own ticket. Then he went ahead and saw the movie without me. FML
anonymous001
Toronto, Canada
Today, I went to the movies with my crush, who had asked me out on a date. Assuming he'd pay, I left my money at home. When the time came to buy the tickets, he only bought one for himself. FML
Anonymous
Weird movie choice
Today, I had my first ever date. He invited me to dinner and a movie. Then he put on "The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo." I couldn’t think of an excuse to get out, so I had to wait till the end of the film. FML
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TheThrasher_fml 0
Sounds like a keeper!
Juneyah1017 9
did he sit on her lap too?
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lantern 6
Wtf? I'd probably "go to the bathroom" and leave. That's just ******* strange and awkward.
VAParadise4 0
It's really sad that I can relate to this...
stefaniburke 0
WTF!!!!??? Who does that?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
102muzicluver 2
All I got to say is mommy's boy
xsarax_fml 10
A momma's boy... yea I say get out as soon as possible.
electricshock19 12
I read an FML where his mom stalked him to the movies for his date
GAeroNKissR 26
if you're 17 & younger, I don't see what the problem is. Any older & that's, ugh...uhm...wow. FYL & his. I mean, it'd be fine & cute if pre-planned like his mom wants to get to know you...but to surprise you with it - that's strange.