anonymous
United States
Today, I went on a movie date with a guy. He brought his mom. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
fridgemylifee
United States
Today, I had a first date with a guy I met online. And his mom. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I went on a first date with a guy I really like. He brought up that there was a person staring at us from a nearby table. That person was my mom. FML
shelteredchild
United States
Date night
Today, I got the courage to ask my mom if I could go to the movies alone on my first date with my new boyfriend. She said OK, which was surprising because she never lets me go anywhere alone. When I got to the theatre with him I saw my mom. She had saved seats for us. FML
shininghayley
United States
Today, my boyfriend decided to take me out bowling. My mom was going to take us. My parents ended up bowling with us. I had a double date with my parents. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, a guy took me out on a date. His imaginary friends joined us. FML
singlesummer
Compton, United States
Today, I was watching a movie alone, after receiving a text from my boyfriend saying that his grandma was at the hospital, so he couldn't go with me. I caught him on a date with another girl, at the same movie screening that I went to. FML
Jake
United States
Today, I took a girl I like to the movies. Everything went great until I went in to kiss her. She didn't object, but my mother, who apparently followed me to the theater and was now pulling me away by my shirt while saying, "We're leaving!" certainly did. FML
myBFsucks
Canada
Today, I went to the movies on a date. I went to pay for the tickets when I realized that I didn't have my wallet. Instead of my boyfriend paying, he laughed and paid for his own ticket. Then he went ahead and saw the movie without me. FML
anonymous001
Toronto, Canada
Today, I went to the movies with my crush, who had asked me out on a date. Assuming he'd pay, I left my money at home. When the time came to buy the tickets, he only bought one for himself. FML
Anonymous
Weird movie choice
Today, I had my first ever date. He invited me to dinner and a movie. Then he put on "The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo." I couldn’t think of an excuse to get out, so I had to wait till the end of the film. FML
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TheThrasher_fml 0
Sounds like a keeper!
Juneyah1017 9
did he sit on her lap too?
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Comments (150)
blaire_isabella 0
well clearly he loves his mommy. END IT. QUICK.
Mcawesomepants 2
should have brought your dad for a double date ;)
sarcastic_life 0
dump him QUICKLY
kemando 22
So who did he share his popcorn with??
kemando 22
how the hell so I reply to comments on this ****** app
kemando 22
figured it out, god I'm blind
ghettojewels 0
ok so if ur date brings his mom on a movie date with him then chances are your always going to have her around because he simply can not do things by himself so of u see any future with him then make sure to have a party of 3 instead of just 2
TashaLenaKitty 0
that dude is pathetic FYL I don't know ANY grown man that brings his mom places,ESPECIALLY on a date with A girl..like wtf?! who does that?
nikkirl5 1
I feel sorry for ya , but ever more sorry for the guy ... he prob didn't like it anymore then you did .
Illyssa_fml 4
Wow. He really didn't wanna get laid that night.
CoachLlama 5
That was not his mom! That was a specially trained ninja attack princess, to protect the young man from your wanton advances. He must remain "pristine" until such time as he meets "the One". Ok, you got me, taking mom along on your date is kinda sad unless you are 12. fyl.