Today, I went on a first date with a guy I really hit it off with. Then he admitted that he was a recovering heroin addict and had to cut our date short to go to the methadone clinic. When I got home, I realized that my wallet was missing $40. I think he lied about the "recovering" part. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out that the dude I love has been taking the money I used to support him and buying heroin with it. FML
Today, I went on a first date with a guy. It’s a little awkward so I went to the bathroom to do two bumps of coke, came back to the table, and realized it was ketamine. I didn’t tell him, but I was so fucked up, he offered to get me an Uber home but I told him I called my mom to pick me up instead. He left and unmatched me. FML
Today, I was supposed to go on a date with my attractive and seemingly charming neighbor. Yesterday, his house was raided and he was arrested for running a heroin ring. FML
Today, after an amazing date with a girl I like at a restaurant, I realized I foolishly forgot my wallet. When I returned, I spotted my date at another table on a date with a different guy. I also wasn’t able to find my wallet. FML
Today, I had a first date. We really hit it off and wound up watching movies together and talking late into the night. I ignored a developing migraine all night, then tried to leave hurriedly when it got bad. He stalled me leaving by asking what's wrong. I started vomiting. FML
Today, I went on a first date with a guy I met online. Not only was he boring, he twice excused himself to go to the bathroom and both times he came back smelling of weed. FML
Today, I planned to go on a date with a man I met online. He came to my apartment to pick me up, and I told him I'd be right out as I grabbed my purse. When I got outside, he was gone. FML
Today, a first date with a guy went so badly that he actually paid me to never call him again. FML
Today, I had a date with a girl I've liked for a while. We went out to a nice Italian restaurant for dinner. I was obviously going to pay, but when the bill came I realized I'd forgotten my wallet. When I told her, she thought I was a cheap liar and now she won't answer my calls. FML
Today, my unemployed scumbag boyfriend sold a painting I had just bought so he could buy phoney drugs that he told me he had quit. FML
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Rixxieee 0
Ever thought that MAYBE you POSSIBLY left the $40 at the restaurant, leaving it to pay for the bill but ACCIDENTALLY paying too much without noticing? You shouldn't just jump to the conclusion that your date stole it just because they take/took drugs.
ChefFrenchie 0
ewwwww well look at it this way, at least now you don't have to waste your time on a 2nd date
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helmut90 0
Ydi for going out with a crack addict how could you not tell
turnedoffTVgrey 0
She said he was a heroin addict. Crack and heroin are two completely different things. FYL for not knowing the difference.
tetris420 0
You probably just spent the $40 and forgot... if he's honest enough to tell you he's a recovering heroin addict and taking methadone then he probably wouldn't steal your money
6daysoverdue 0
'cut our date short' could perhaps translate that he didn't find the date the way you did, and wanted to get away from you asap. a little part of you feels somewhat humiliated, and you don't want to admit it... so you fabricated the 'stolen $40.' to put him down somehow... if he were 'hitting it off really well,' I believe he's not that impulsive to steal money from someone. I mean, drug addicts are addicts. But come on, he's not an animal, or barbaric... did it somehow make you feel better though, pushing the blame to him? oh yeah
Steph94_fml 0
well, wow. this is def. fml worthy
babumocha 0
y'all obviously haven't spent much time around heroine addicts. one of my best friends dated one and not only did he (the addict) steal from just about everyone he came in contact with (including developmentaly disabled people) but he also got my friend into drugs... To the OP, stay away from him, sorry you got your money stolen.
brunoisbeast 0
haha that sucks. at least it wasnt like 100 bucks.
gdoitsh 0
go and do a blood test for STD, especially HIV-1. needle sharing.
ellbtvsvm 0
Um...they went on one date...did you even read the FML?
thisisnotagame 0
Gotta watch out for those dudes in bands. XD
knotsuntangled 0
not all heroine addicts steal i dated one and he never stole from me, and he was in and out of rehab, never judge a book by its cover, just because he is recovering doesn't meant that he won't relapse, it's very easy for any addict to relapse, especially once they've gone into heavier drugs such as heroine.
ovidicus 0
Repeat, saw the same exact post last week by someone else Don't fake fml, not cool