Today, I went on a date with my boyfriend to our local park, and I playfully climbed into one of the baby swings. I planned on having him push me, not getting stuck and having to be cut free from the seat while he laughed. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went on a date with this really cute guy. We were walking in a park and decided to go on the swings. As I was swinging super high up, I threw up. FML
Today, I went to the park with a girl I like. She got playful and climbed a tree, insisting I come up too. While we were sitting and enjoying the view, she suddenly knocked me off the branch, sending me crashing to the ground. FML
Today, I went swinging with my friend at the park. Seeing a few cute guys playing basketball, I tried to act cute, laughing loudly and letting my hair fly all over the place. Just as they look over the swing broke. I fell on my face, my jeans sliding down, mooning them. They laughed hysterically. FML
Today, I went to the park with my friend and we decided to swing. While we were swinging, we decided to jump off backwards. All would have worked out fine if my pants hadn't gotten caught on the metal of the swing, leaving my bare butt exposed. The man who was in the park with his daughter left. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were in my backyard goofing around when he tried to pick me up. He couldn't. I jokingly tried to lift him. I did so without much effort. FML
Today, I finally got to see my boyfriend, after two months apart. As we hugged, he lifted me up and spun me around like in the movies. It would have been really romantic if I hadn't hit a little boy while he was riding past on his bike. I've just traumatized a little kid. FML
Today, my boyfriend wanted to take me out on a date. He doesn't have a car, but he said he'd borrow transport from his neighbor. He showed up at my house on a ride-on lawn mower. FML
Today, my friend and I went to the park. I bet my friend I could fit into the swing that was sized for toddlers. I managed to fit in, but I couldn't get out. My friend had to call 911 to get me out. When they finally did, the fireman told me that fat ladies shouldn't try stuff like that. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I went to the local park for some romantic time together. By the time we left, I'd been called a pedo and a cradle robber, and been given several dirty looks. I'm 31. My boyfriend is 30 and just very baby-faced. FML
Today, I was pushing my 4 year old on the swing. I did what we call our "under doggie push": I throw her up in the air while I run underneath her before she hits me coming back down. I walked away to get my water and she yelled across the park "Can we do it doggie-style again?" FML
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badgrandpa 9
maybe that's why it's called a baby swing
Yewufeefef 12
Are you a baby? It's hard to tell with all these 9 year olds running around calling their 'girlfriend' or 'boyfriend' the love of their life.
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Comments (98)
Yewufeefef 12
Are you a baby? It's hard to tell with all these 9 year olds running around calling their 'girlfriend' or 'boyfriend' the love of their life.
Konain 12
Lol just laugh it off, the best way to deal with an embarrassing/awkward situation :)
DayoRasta 8
I don't blame him, what did you expect? lol
Mayson642 8
That must have been embarrassing. Are you two still dating?
TallMist 32
If he would break up with OP for something as stupid as this, I'd say he's not a great boyfriend in the first place.
Mayson642 8
He was laughing in the first place.
GirlGamer12345 22
When he brings it up just say "I don't know what ur talking about. I recall nothing. When he insists that it happened tell him ur gonna call a local mental hospital because he's having vivid hallucinations
toaster123 11
This always works.
thomcmoore 23
Is this what you do when a guy breaks up with you?
GirlGamer12345 22
Yes ^
PIGaming 21
For your own good, stop commenting.
CFB_FRS 27
You kinda had that coming..
DevilsMetsGiants 30
Why not just go on one of the normal swings?
alycion 39
Exactly. You can still have someone push you on a normal. And it would have only ended embarrassingly if op got pushed off and faceplanted.
jmcr 27
There was no way that you didnt have it coming there is a reason its called a baby swing because its for babies not for adults with a mentality of one
Beethovens5th 1
the moment you realized your child hood is over.
sunshineb81 16
And you choose the baby swing why?