Today, I went on a date with my boyfriend to our local park, and I playfully climbed into one of the baby swings. I planned on having him push me, not getting stuck and having to be cut free from the seat while he laughed. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went on a date with this really cute guy. We were walking in a park and decided to go on the swings. As I was swinging super high up, I threw up. FML
Today, I went to the park with a girl I like. She got playful and climbed a tree, insisting I come up too. While we were sitting and enjoying the view, she suddenly knocked me off the branch, sending me crashing to the ground. FML
Today, I went swinging with my friend at the park. Seeing a few cute guys playing basketball, I tried to act cute, laughing loudly and letting my hair fly all over the place. Just as they look over the swing broke. I fell on my face, my jeans sliding down, mooning them. They laughed hysterically. FML
Today, I went to the park with my friend and we decided to swing. While we were swinging, we decided to jump off backwards. All would have worked out fine if my pants hadn't gotten caught on the metal of the swing, leaving my bare butt exposed. The man who was in the park with his daughter left. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were in my backyard goofing around when he tried to pick me up. He couldn't. I jokingly tried to lift him. I did so without much effort. FML
Today, I finally got to see my boyfriend, after two months apart. As we hugged, he lifted me up and spun me around like in the movies. It would have been really romantic if I hadn't hit a little boy while he was riding past on his bike. I've just traumatized a little kid. FML
Today, my boyfriend wanted to take me out on a date. He doesn't have a car, but he said he'd borrow transport from his neighbor. He showed up at my house on a ride-on lawn mower. FML
Today, my friend and I went to the park. I bet my friend I could fit into the swing that was sized for toddlers. I managed to fit in, but I couldn't get out. My friend had to call 911 to get me out. When they finally did, the fireman told me that fat ladies shouldn't try stuff like that. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I went to the local park for some romantic time together. By the time we left, I'd been called a pedo and a cradle robber, and been given several dirty looks. I'm 31. My boyfriend is 30 and just very baby-faced. FML
Today, I was pushing my 4 year old on the swing. I did what we call our "under doggie push": I throw her up in the air while I run underneath her before she hits me coming back down. I walked away to get my water and she yelled across the park "Can we do it doggie-style again?" FML
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badgrandpa 9
maybe that's why it's called a baby swing
Yewufeefef 12
Are you a baby? It's hard to tell with all these 9 year olds running around calling their 'girlfriend' or 'boyfriend' the love of their life.
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Comments (98)
frizz101 22
At what point did you thing sitting in the baby swing would be a good idea? Unless you're under the age of 4 you should use the big girl swing.
chelseaalise 12
that so funny. I'd be laughing with him if it were me.
kiki9_fml 10
I'd be laughing too! Haven't you seen people getting stuck in those things on YouTube?? If not, go search them so you too can enjoy the situation. :)
erikashmerika9 5
do you not go on the internet? this is a situation I have seen all over the web. why even try? no common sense in people these days..
absynthe76 10
Hopefully they made you pay for the swing.
HeyTherexxx 21
Why not "playfully" sit in a regular swing?
91hayek 31
When I was a kid I got angry at adults for destroying play equipment because it wasn't made for them, and everyone got one less thing to take turns on and kids would miss out if it was too busy. F those kids lives, not yours you vandal assface.
Exhayle 20
"Today I embarrassed myself by trying to climb into a swing not intended for people my size, I was surprised when I got stuck. FML." YDI, OP
LostInTheZone11 29
I saw something like this on 1000 Ways to Die. Fortunately for you help was called.
hcordz 2
You must be pretty small to fit in those, when I was younger around 12 or 13 my friends thought it would have been funny if I got in one so under pressure I found my self alone and stuck... so I waited for 10 min straight waiting for the someone to cut me down. I was never friends with those kids after that
mikbrooke 25
i dont think she really fit in one, hence the getting stuck and needing to be cut out..