Today, I went on a date with a guy that I met at a masquerade. The moment he saw me without my mask on, he left the date. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I planned to go on a date with a man I met online. He came to my apartment to pick me up, and I told him I'd be right out as I grabbed my purse. When I got outside, he was gone. FML
Today, I went on an online date. I'd spent a while getting ready and making sure I looked good. When I arrived at the café, I saw my date and approached with a smile. He stood up, looked me over, and said, "Oh, I thought you were your profile picture’s friend." Then left. FML
Today, I went on a blind date at a coffee shop. I walked up to who I thought was him, smiled, and said, “Hey! You look even cuter in person!” He looked horrified. It wasn’t my date. My actual date witnessed the whole thing and ghosted me mid-latte. FML
Today, I went on a date with someone I met on a dating site. We hit it off, until he noticed the MAGA sticker on the back of my phone. He excused himself to go to the bathroom and never came back. I had to pay for both meals and explain to the waiter why I was practically crying into my bowl of noodles. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy. I lost interest in him quick, so I excused myself to go to the bathroom, hoping to make a run for the hills. As soon as I reached the front door, our server yells out, "I hope you’re not thinking about dining and dashing!" FML
Today, I went on my first date with a guy I really like. He completely ignored me. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy I've had a crush on for ages. Midway through the meal, he sighed and said, "I'll be honest, this is a horrible date. You got zero personality and I'm too lazy to do a window escape, so..." He then got up and walked out. FML
Today, I was on a date with a guy I met online. After 30 minutes, he abruptly stands up and says he has to leave. He practically ran out of Starbucks to get away from me. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy who seemed to be quite the gentleman. I was proven wrong when he told me to "shut it" during dinner, stiffed me on the bill, and then left me at the restaurant so he could get his own taxi home. FML
Today, I went on a date. We met in the parking lot of a restaurant. As I approached his car he took one look at me, said "Nope", and drove off. FML
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Top comments
Luckster 0
Inner beauty apparently doesn't exist anymore. Every man absolutely MUST have a supermodel girlfriend.
Ruminati 0
I... I'm so terribly sorry. He probably wouldn't have been worth it though, don't fret too much! I'm sure you're beautiful, he just failed to see that.
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Comments (125)
xXChinny 0
At #115, are you blind? OP said MASQUERADE PARTY, thats the whole point of DISGUISING YOURSELF
GinandJenkem 0
You must've been an ugly bitch.
molil_4810 0
#27 for the win!!!!
fatalwish 6
Sorry sucks 4 u but oh well
brian345 5
put a bag on next time?
missalice0306 19
That date probably would've sucked anyway. Sorry that he was such an ass though :(
Lemarine 7
Aww im sorry OP
bellahorse 5
Masquerades: You can hook up there, but they're basically only good for that. That's just HOW THINGS WORK.
Fmlano 16
Masquerade, paper faces on parade; Masquerade. Hide your face so the world will never find you...
beaglegal 42
What a dick.