Today, I went on a date with a cute guy I met at a bookstore. He stood up and said he was leaving when I said that I didn't like 50 Shades of Grey, because he, "doesn't want to be near a bitch who doesn't know her place". He then told me to give him a ride home. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went on a date to the movies with this guy I kinda like. When he was driving me home, he asked me to be his girlfriend; I said I couldn’t because it was really bad timing. He kicked me out of the car, called me an asshole, and made me walk home. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy who seemed to be quite the gentleman. I was proven wrong when he told me to "shut it" during dinner, stiffed me on the bill, and then left me at the restaurant so he could get his own taxi home. FML
Today, I’m stuck on a date with a man who got ready by washing his car instead of showering, is proud to never read newspapers because “they lie”, and thinks racist jokes count as witty conversation. I’d have left already but he drove me, there’s no bus stop nearby, and no Ubers in the area. FML
Today, I went on a date. We met in the parking lot of a restaurant. As I approached his car he took one look at me, said "Nope", and drove off. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy that I really like. At the last minute he informed me a friend would be tagging along. To keep his friend from being a third-wheel, I kept up a conversation, and managed to piss my date off. He thought I would be a better match for his friend. FML
Today, I went on a date with this really cute guy from a dating app. He'd set the date and told me where to meet him. We met at a coffee shop, and he was an absolute gentleman. Five minutes after the date, I went to message him that I'd enjoyed myself, only to find he'd blocked me on the app. FML
Today, I tried to step out of my comfort zone and go out with a guy who’s not my usual type. He spent the whole date griping and complaining about how women never go for “nice guys” like him. When I pointed out we were currently on a date, he said, “I mean hot girls.” FML
Today, I went on a Tinder date with a guy who said, "Good girl" whenever I said anything that he agreed with. FML
Today, I went on a Grindr date with a really cute guy. I thought things went really well. When he dropped me off at home, he told me not to text him anymore because his wife might get mad. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy I've had a crush on for ages. Midway through the meal, he sighed and said, "I'll be honest, this is a horrible date. You got zero personality and I'm too lazy to do a window escape, so..." He then got up and walked out. FML
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Cortezthe1st 23
Drive him further away from his house and kick him out.
devildog562 33
If I were you I would have left my date there and been done. At least you didn't put forth years of energy and sacrifice before you discovered he's a P.O.S.
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Comments (110)
chosha_fml 27
IF you gave him a ride home after that, YDI.
shinikageWolf 15
This isn't the 19th century, women have fought for their rights to vote, speak their mind, etc. But apparently some men haven't noticed that.
cnbcad 15
That had nothing to do with real bdsm. People get involved in the lifestyle because they enjoy it.
HnyBee13 26
If he said he was leaving because he didn't want to be near you, why would he demand you drive him home? That would require being near your eminently sensible self longer...
EarlFug 19
Must admit I'm curious what section of the bookstore you met in...
a1_z9 10
The book exists in a fantasy world where suddenly launching all your kinks on someone who is incredibly lacking in sexual experience is sexy rather than idiotic. Which is perfectly fine, until you come across douches like this who see it as a manual.
a1_z9 10
From seeing all the adverts I thought 50 shades was about how men with lots of money don't need a winning personality to be sexy. If he was really doing it by the book he should've given you the ride home and just waited for you to be overwhelmed with lust by his flashy car.
boogery 4
PLEASE OP tell me you left him!!! PLEASE!!
TabooSushi 24
Oh hell no. I hope you left his ass there.
Witchylady 18
Please don't tell me you gave him a ride home.
elizacandle 29
good thing you were able to get rid of him that easily