Today, I went on a date with a cute guy I met at a bookstore. He stood up and said he was leaving when I said that I didn't like 50 Shades of Grey, because he, "doesn't want to be near a bitch who doesn't know her place". He then told me to give him a ride home. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went on a date to the movies with this guy I kinda like. When he was driving me home, he asked me to be his girlfriend; I said I couldn’t because it was really bad timing. He kicked me out of the car, called me an asshole, and made me walk home. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy who seemed to be quite the gentleman. I was proven wrong when he told me to "shut it" during dinner, stiffed me on the bill, and then left me at the restaurant so he could get his own taxi home. FML
Today, I’m stuck on a date with a man who got ready by washing his car instead of showering, is proud to never read newspapers because “they lie”, and thinks racist jokes count as witty conversation. I’d have left already but he drove me, there’s no bus stop nearby, and no Ubers in the area. FML
Today, I went on a date. We met in the parking lot of a restaurant. As I approached his car he took one look at me, said "Nope", and drove off. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy that I really like. At the last minute he informed me a friend would be tagging along. To keep his friend from being a third-wheel, I kept up a conversation, and managed to piss my date off. He thought I would be a better match for his friend. FML
Today, I went on a date with this really cute guy from a dating app. He'd set the date and told me where to meet him. We met at a coffee shop, and he was an absolute gentleman. Five minutes after the date, I went to message him that I'd enjoyed myself, only to find he'd blocked me on the app. FML
Today, I tried to step out of my comfort zone and go out with a guy who’s not my usual type. He spent the whole date griping and complaining about how women never go for “nice guys” like him. When I pointed out we were currently on a date, he said, “I mean hot girls.” FML
Today, I went on a Tinder date with a guy who said, "Good girl" whenever I said anything that he agreed with. FML
Today, I went on a Grindr date with a really cute guy. I thought things went really well. When he dropped me off at home, he told me not to text him anymore because his wife might get mad. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy I've had a crush on for ages. Midway through the meal, he sighed and said, "I'll be honest, this is a horrible date. You got zero personality and I'm too lazy to do a window escape, so..." He then got up and walked out. FML
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Cortezthe1st 23
Drive him further away from his house and kick him out.
devildog562 33
If I were you I would have left my date there and been done. At least you didn't put forth years of energy and sacrifice before you discovered he's a P.O.S.
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ILikeKoalas 24
What a prick! I'd of torn him a new asshole and "put him in his place"
unicornruler 16
I really hope you didn't give him a ride home
sicksadworld1317 30
31 does know what she's talking about. As someone who has the displeasure of reading the book series for study, I found Christian Grey's character to be emotionally abusive and disgustingly manipulative. How do I know what I'm talking about? a) I've been in emotionally abusive relationships; b) I've been in a D/s relationship as a submissive; and c) I've been playing both personally and professionally as a Femdom in the BDSM community for the past 6 years of my life. I see no problem with people reading the books or seeing the movie for their personal entertainment- but for either a Dom(me) or sub to use it as a learning guide is frankly dangerous. While BDSM is based on being safe, sane, and consensual; Fifty Shades of Grey takes sane and safe out of the equation which leaves the consent aspect questionable. You simply don't emotionally manipulate someone into sexual submission. A submissive who truly wants to submit will be more than willing to for a responsible Master or Mistress. They don't need to be unhealthily coerced into it or introduced to it.
RainbowSkittle4 7
that's not even what 50 Shades of Grey was about...
LovelyDeadGirl 13
If you did not not take the chance to throw a drink in his face and exit dramatically, I see that as a missed opportunity lol. But in all seriousness, he was a prick and I feel sorry for the spineless woman who ends up with him.
chewebb 8
Great pick for a date.
valdania 18
Drive him to the nearest police station and scream bloody murder
limegreenpoopie 31
What a douche!
jgreer93 15
Well, at least he showed his true colors before the date went any further... :/ sorry OP
uchihadesendent 14
OP if I were you I wouldn't have even invited him to your car let alone drive him to his house.