Today, I went on a blind double date with my friend. My date was actually blind. Not so bad, he seemed nice, until he told me I sound ugly and annoying. My friend laughed and agreed. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I had a blind date that my friend set me up for. My date was the ugliest, most disgusting person you will ever meet, but I thought that I would give him a chance. He saw me, eyed me up and down, then said to my friend, "You're kidding, right?" FML
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somnolent 0
Blind people have heightened senses...they can detect stuff like that.
RedJester23 6
HAHAHHAHAHAHAAHA FYL for having shitty friends
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Comments (56)
xPayasa 0
Maybe your friend was just trying to save you from having a second date with that jerk, ya know? Like she was probably agreeing with your date so he'll be all like, "oh wow, even her own friend thinks shes annoying and ugly, I must be right". When really your friend is pretty much saying, "YEAH she is annoying and ugly (But she's really not. I'm only trying to save you from getting a second date with that blind jerk." =) -xPayasa
DrunkDave89 0
The question remains: Are you, in fact, ugly and annoying?
jahawa7293 0
lol fyl for having a bitch of a friend
shauty43 0
thats messed up
fmlqueen123hahah 0
tell him a Hellen Keller joke and he'll shut up
Haileykins 0
how would a blind person even know what ugly is?
leadrunner751 3
his loss. hdi for being a douche
omgYoUbasTards 0
agree with 14. kick him where it hurts.
LittleTinytoon 0
Well that's mean. You should smack your friend for not acting like one. LOL
The_Guy_Behind_U 0
if u sound ugly and annoying... then u must be Rebecca Black