Today, I went into Whole Foods asking if they carried a supplement called Carnosine. The girl assisting me had no idea what it was, but asked, "Is this for weight loss?" FML
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staymintyfresh 13
Well it seems like she wasn't trying to be mean, but she shouldn't assume. Maybe alot of people come in for weight loss pills?
Jiinxx 8
you shoulda just been like "yeah, I bet you know all about that", then walked off with yo diva self.
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Comments (141)
reddudeover 2
She's a regular super sleuth.
tony1891 22
at least she didn't think you meant kerosene and asked you if you was a pyromaniac. lol
ShutUpAndStare 7
Actually, I prefer the term pyo-enthusiast. People get all weirded out when one adds "maniac" to something.
maytheforce_ 0
You should have said, "yeah, it is. I think you may need it, though." and walk away like a boss.
imavelociraptor 6
If the worker was trying to insult her (which i doubt she was) then that would make OP just as mean and rude as the worker.
moonlight6654 6
If she knew it would probably make it easier to find it?
goose12321 11
Well it does kinda sound like one. She probably didn't mean anything by it, it's just one of those things that sounds different once you say it.
NotAlwaysRight 11
Well it actually can be used for weight loss. Carnosine speeds up cellular activity and some studies show it aids in weight loss
darwinism 30
This is one of the times that you're not right mate.
iFit21 2
Actually that's L-Carnitine, carnosine is an anti aging supplement, and for the brain.
PJmeloche 2
If that's what it is. Who cares its what your looking for. Your making an effort. The only person who you should care about what they think about you is yourself.
Mister_Triangle 21
You're using periods in places that you should use commas. Just letting you know. -Your friendly neighborhood Grammar Nazi
florido_fml 10
Ha your fat
ManInTheMachine 20
Haha you're an idiotic douche. Keep it coming, bud.
brittanyyjay 0
you're*
dogluver900 2
And you are an ass
jackeechan 10
Was it?
11wanda11 6
Wow, sucks for you! I wouldn't worry too much though. As long as your not grossly over weight, alls good. We can't all be built like super models :)
thatonename 7
Actually about 99% could if they really wanted to. Not while living any life different than a super model's mind you. But it is physically possible.
cornielious 1
Thank you for telling it how it is thatonename