Today, I went downstairs to grab a snack and a glass of Silk (you know, the soymilk). When I get back to my room, I go to throw the snack on my bed to shut the door, but I tossed with the wrong hand. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was getting ready to relax on my couch and watch TV under a comforter. I had a bag of snacks and the remote in one hand, and a glass of Coke in the other. Usually, I throw the remote onto the couch before settling down… only this time I had it in my left hand and not my right. At least the glass didn't shatter this time. FML
Today, due to me not looking, I accidentally bit an apple made of styrofoam that was meant to be a part of a display on the kitchen table. My roommates were there and me not wanting to embarrass myself by putting it back, I walked out, apple in hand, to throw it away elsewhere. FML
Today, I was making my bed and had an armload of pillows. One slipped and I tried to catch it between my arm and leg. I missed, sending my fist into my nuts. FML
Today, I accidentally poured milk into my bowl of chips. FML
Today, in the middle of the night, I got up to go get some water. When I came back, I was going to flop onto my bed, but I faceplanted into my floor. I'd forgotten that I'd rearranged my room and moved my bed. FML
Today, I was having a hard time waking up. When I sat down for breakfast, my chair rocked backwards. I reflexively grabbed out at something to hold on to. Unfortunately, I grabbed the cereal box that was on the table. FML
Today, I was extremely tired, so when I decided I wanted a snack, I went to the corner of the kitchen where the chocolate is, opened the garbage bin, and reached inside. FML
Today, I accidentally slammed a door on my own arm flab. FML
Today, while mildly tipsy, I threw myself onto my bed at a weird angle and somehow managed to somersault off my bed and land in my clothes hamper. FML
Today, after having a hard week, I decided to order a pizza with an expensive milkshake. It slipped out of my hand in front of the lift. It went everywhere. I had nothing on me to clean it up with. Now I’m milkshakeless, down £5, and accidentally responsible for littering my accommodation. FML
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cndrow 0
I've done that.. But I was holding a kitten, and a box of crackers (or cookies or something?) and accidentally tossed the poor kitten onto a pillow on the floor instead of the snacks. She wouldn't come near me for a full hour, and she'd been napping in my lap for several days. :/
CaptSkippy 9
I did that once with garbage and a puppy I accidentally through the garbage out... the damn puppy was still in my hand .-.
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Comments (41)
Jake5454 0
o lol how silly
shoshizzle 0
YDI. Be more careful next time!
emmakat17 0
i would so love to see it in slow motion /_/
tipsy337 0
Who the **** drinks Silk. How the **** do you milk a soy? It dosent have ****.
xf0rg0tt3nx 0
Let's see: Lactose intolerant people drink Soymilk, and so do people who would rather not drink something that comes from an animal. And it's not actually milk from soy, it's just made from soy and it tastes similar to milk and looks like it too. Also, it's better for you than normal cow's milk.
tbagg74 0
That's hilarious man I like how someone doesn't realise your just being funny and thought you were serious about milking a soy, what a tool
ginaatheging 3
lmaooo agree with #26
yaya1213 6
I do it's alot healthier than regular cow milk I would rather drink soy milk than Cow milk that's unnatural, has cow puss and possibly blood from them overworking the cow, dumbass oh and lactose intolerant people
rodents1000 0
that sucks and its gonnah stink like hell
cmac86 24
ydi for drinking milk from a BEAN!
clairdnj 0
silk is gay.
ibaun21 0
work in ur eye hand courdanation
ilaleahcim 6
Work in ur speeling
tagger528 0
dumbass lol how do you get mixed up like that
Retillias 0
Why did you highlight the soy part? You could just say milk, and not silk, which have brackets to explain what it is, you could make it far more simple.
yaya1213 6
Well simple is for the simple minded