Today, I went dirtbiking. While I was going down a hill, I spun out of control and flipped over my handle bars. I now have a sprained arm, multiple bruises and a crescent-shaped gash on my neck that looks like I was bitten. People are asking if my boyfriend and I were being frisky last night. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I fell off my boyfriend's motorcycle. I had a few scrapes and bruises, and my boyfriend called for an ambulance as a precaution. The paramedics managed to drop me on my head. FML
Today, while riding back from a weekend away with my boyfriend, we crashed his motorbike, resulting in us getting thrown over a barbed wire fence into a forest. I woke up in hospital. Apparently, in his adrenaline rush, he climbed back on his bike and continued his trip, forgetting all about me. FML
Today, I fell off my bike. I grazed my knee, shin, thigh, hip, collar bone, shoulder and face. I also strained my wrist. As I was wheeling my bike away, I stung my other leg on nettles. FML
Today, I was sent to the hospital after being hit by a car while on my bicycle. The police officer said it was my fault for not looking, even though the car pulled up without looking. I now have a small herniated disc in my neck and abrasions on my thigh. FML
Today, I was riding my bike along a road and a deer jumped out from the tree line, knocking me to the ground and breaking my arm. Someone pulled over to see if I was alright, running over my bike in the process. FML
Today, I was riding my bike down a road I know is quite hazardous. Having almost been hit in the same spot the day before, I rode across the intersection very satisfied without having been injured. Until I crashed into the guy front of me and flipped over my handlebars. FML
Today, I shattered my ankle while mountain biking with my boyfriend. As I lay writhing on the ground, waiting for the ambulance, he traced the outline of my thigh and said, "You should get this suctioned out while you're in the hospital." FML
Today, my friend and I were racing on our bicycles when my chain snapped. I went over the handlebars and slid, on my back, for about ten feet. FML
Today, I went sledding with my friends. I said I was tired and didn't want to go, but they press-ganged me into it. I ended up sledding right into a tree, fracturing my leg, and scraping up my entire face. FML
Today, I was helping my boyfriend in the garden. When I wanted to break a piece of wood, I lost my balance. Head first against a stone. Result: five stitches in my upper lip, and a loose tooth. FML
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Jimboom 12
How is this a FML? If you dirtbike then you know the risks. Ending up with those kinds of injuries is par for the course surely? But yea, I'm with #1. Just tell them yes.
KennyP55 0
So tell them yes?
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Comments (97)
plexico 4
Tell these "people" that your boyfriend beat you. That'll shut 'em up!
AG_Pennypacker 0
This is hardly an FML, a dirt biking accident is an awesome story to tell people. If people ask if you and your boyfriend were being frisky its not hard to say no, it's not like your reputation with all your friends is ruined.
jdmccay 0
#9 made my day.
jaybirdka 0
you crashed...big ******* deal...get over yourself
LuxLisbon_fml 0
#8 - I agree, but bruises and bites suggest it looked like she might've been up to some kind of D/S play, which is culturally taboo I guess, or at least not something most people would feel comfortable with parading around in public.
pleasetryagain 0
The thing that gets me is that the OP isn't upset about having gone over his/her handlebars, but the slight inconvenience of having to explain that s/he was in a bike accident. YDI
meddude 0
just say "yeah we were, and you can join tonight baby ;)" lmfao
anonaussie 0
hardly FML worthy
weefoo 0
lol @ 16.
krissywissy 0
wtf. this is so stupid, how could you fall off a dirtbike? how do you fall off of something with three wheels? and youre girlfriend must hate you.