Today, I watched my neighbor bring his dogs into my yard to let them empty their piss-pipes and poop-chutes. He does this twice a day. I put a "cut it out" sign up. His dogs peed on the sign and knocked it down. My lawn is a landmine of dog logs and I don't know what to do, besides installing actual landmines. FML
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Well, I've done everything from asking nicely to letting my dog go in his yard. We live outside the city and you really can't sue for something like this. It's just gonna be one of those neighborhood wars I guess. It's just whenever something so stupid like this goes on you can't help but think FML.
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xfyre 11
get a shovel and a bucket. scoop them up and put them in your neighbor's yard where they belong!
Yngve_fml 9
1. Go over to his house. 2. Make sure he sees you. 3. Pull down pants. 4. Shit.
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AaliyahMorgan143 5
Next time he does it. Go out outside and cuss him out. People like him piss me off. :/
iluvcandy 7
U could report it
connorcook24 0
Get a fence
Joui_fml 11
Be mad at the neighbor, not his dogs. I would call a sherif. He's trespassing.
PoseidonsSon 3
If you are looking at this comment, it's time to move on. It's the 14th page.
stitesy29 18
Call the police
imperialtl 12
Either throw the crap back into ur neighbours yard or put up a fence
Steffi 26
Call the police, it's trespassing. I don't know about your laws, but it's illegal here for someone else's dog to go on your land without your permission. Or, you could offer to look after a friends big dog, to scare them off. My neighbours cat used to use our garden as a toilet, I feel your pain, we never went in the garden until the poo decomposed and the cat stopped.
mrslewis 16
I would scoop it n throw it all over the door n windows n let him know if he ever set his dumb foot on my lawn id call the police on him for tresspassing!
pheonix_flash 7
Call animal controll. Beleive it or not you can get them in alot of trouble if their dogs empty their stuff on your lawn and he doesnt pick up after them