Today, I watched my neighbor bring his dogs into my yard to let them empty their piss-pipes and poop-chutes. He does this twice a day. I put a "cut it out" sign up. His dogs peed on the sign and knocked it down. My lawn is a landmine of dog logs and I don't know what to do, besides installing actual landmines. FML
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Well, I've done everything from asking nicely to letting my dog go in his yard. We live outside the city and you really can't sue for something like this. It's just gonna be one of those neighborhood wars I guess. It's just whenever something so stupid like this goes on you can't help but think FML.
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xfyre 11
get a shovel and a bucket. scoop them up and put them in your neighbor's yard where they belong!
Yngve_fml 9
1. Go over to his house. 2. Make sure he sees you. 3. Pull down pants. 4. Shit.
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nandybear 19
Have you tried asking nicely, instead of such an aggressive approach? He probably doesn't appreciate your language or attitude
JudgeComrade 17
Poison ivy is easy to plant.
djsammyc 19
I say photograph it and put a no trespassing sign so if he does it again call the cops and if he denies it you have proof
paintballwarrior 20
Airsoft grenade
islandkid3 10
Call the cops and take pictures
CougeeSwagg 19
install a fence
EmperorChowilio 21
There is this cool new technology called a fence ,you should really look into those they seem to work quite well.
type1diabetic 12
You should put a fence up. If he still does it, you can contact the police saying that he is violating your property
chucksfriday 21
Grow a pair and throw that shit back at that twatwaffles house bro, I believe in you!
Mortoli 30
Well get him back some how either a pick up the crap in a bag take it to his house and dump it all around his house on his door handles/knobs windows etc. or b hide some traps for that prick to step on/in. Mouse traps will go a long way lol. Don't kill them of course. But in all honesty cops/city not gonna give a shit.