Today, I watched my neighbor bring his dogs into my yard to let them empty their piss-pipes and poop-chutes. He does this twice a day. I put a "cut it out" sign up. His dogs peed on the sign and knocked it down. My lawn is a landmine of dog logs and I don't know what to do, besides installing actual landmines. FML
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Well, I've done everything from asking nicely to letting my dog go in his yard. We live outside the city and you really can't sue for something like this. It's just gonna be one of those neighborhood wars I guess. It's just whenever something so stupid like this goes on you can't help but think FML.
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xfyre 11
get a shovel and a bucket. scoop them up and put them in your neighbor's yard where they belong!
Yngve_fml 9
1. Go over to his house. 2. Make sure he sees you. 3. Pull down pants. 4. Shit.
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annalicious_fml 0
sprinkle cayenne pepper all over your yard, dogs can't stand it and your neighbor wont have a clue why they wont do there business there anymore
spazticdonkey 0
Get the worlds most powerful laser-beam that's piss them off of dissenigrate them our choice
Clubkicker_fml 0
Put up a fence!
happyday101 0
Stop being a pussy and kick his ass!
erinmariephoto 1
Take few date stamped photos of him leaving the defecation, and then call and make a formal complaint with your local animal control. It's illegal what he is doing...I'm an animal control officer. We deal with this a lot.
RAUN 8
1. Plastic bag your hand 2. Pick up a "log" 3. Throw it at the neighbor's house or car 4. Perform steps two and three until logs are gone.
lizziemurrie 2
Lol u should get sprinklers and every time the bloke trys to bring his dogs in the yard turn the sprinklers on.... :)
HereNReady 13
Pick it all up put it into a small box and ship it to him. or stuff it in his mailbox or doorstep
SunshyneJ 13
Build a fence around your yard.
Peachz 4
Pick up said shit, put on his front porch.