Today, I watched my neighbor bring his dogs into my yard to let them empty their piss-pipes and poop-chutes. He does this twice a day. I put a "cut it out" sign up. His dogs peed on the sign and knocked it down. My lawn is a landmine of dog logs and I don't know what to do, besides installing actual landmines. FML
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Well, I've done everything from asking nicely to letting my dog go in his yard. We live outside the city and you really can't sue for something like this. It's just gonna be one of those neighborhood wars I guess. It's just whenever something so stupid like this goes on you can't help but think FML.
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xfyre 11
get a shovel and a bucket. scoop them up and put them in your neighbor's yard where they belong!
Yngve_fml 9
1. Go over to his house. 2. Make sure he sees you. 3. Pull down pants. 4. Shit.
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katiegreenw 3
motion detector sprinklers? filled with nair?
bignut24 13
How about manning the **** up
lowshadows 21
I go with the landmine idea.
sassystrlt12 6
Put the crap in a bag and leave it on his porch. Light it on fire if you're feelin ballsy.
jacob9610 7
BB gun
irgndsondepp 15
What's wrong with building a fence around your garden?
The_9th_Doctor 18
I say go with the landmines
Ihavenogoodname 6
I bet you have a really "crappy" neighbor
SaintJimmy21 19
first get a soft-gun... if not available, get a paintball-gun...
ct464 1
Turn your sprinkler on when he shows up next time