Today, I watched my neighbor bring his dogs into my yard to let them empty their piss-pipes and poop-chutes. He does this twice a day. I put a "cut it out" sign up. His dogs peed on the sign and knocked it down. My lawn is a landmine of dog logs and I don't know what to do, besides installing actual landmines. FML
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Well, I've done everything from asking nicely to letting my dog go in his yard. We live outside the city and you really can't sue for something like this. It's just gonna be one of those neighborhood wars I guess. It's just whenever something so stupid like this goes on you can't help but think FML.
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xfyre 11
get a shovel and a bucket. scoop them up and put them in your neighbor's yard where they belong!
Yngve_fml 9
1. Go over to his house. 2. Make sure he sees you. 3. Pull down pants. 4. Shit.
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mantle 0
Go over and leave some... logs of your own in his. preferably near his vehicle!
exceswater 8
buy a ferocious dog and set him free when you see your neighbour coming... and before that whisper to dog's ear: kill
adaliapeace 3
Are you retarded? It's called a fence. I helped put up a chain-link fence when I was nine, it's not that hard and it's relatively inexpensive.
fatalwish 6
Why not install mines bOOOm fluffy no!
Dirgel 4
Install high pressure lawn sprinkler with inside on/off switch and wait.
drivesadodge 0
my nabour did this... I bought a shovel and after thus digs did there thing!!! I would scoop the crap up and fling it at his house.....
OmegaWicket 0
You, are truly amazing, you have inspired me, now say goodbye neighbor cats
OmegaWicket 0
Nice dude
spec2662 0
Shoot his dogs next they come on your lawn
Peacewind 0
Call the city. Get the guy fined. YDI for being a moron.