Today, I watched my neighbor bring his dogs into my yard to let them empty their piss-pipes and poop-chutes. He does this twice a day. I put a "cut it out" sign up. His dogs peed on the sign and knocked it down. My lawn is a landmine of dog logs and I don't know what to do, besides installing actual landmines. FML
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Well, I've done everything from asking nicely to letting my dog go in his yard. We live outside the city and you really can't sue for something like this. It's just gonna be one of those neighborhood wars I guess. It's just whenever something so stupid like this goes on you can't help but think FML.
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xfyre 11
get a shovel and a bucket. scoop them up and put them in your neighbor's yard where they belong!
Yngve_fml 9
1. Go over to his house. 2. Make sure he sees you. 3. Pull down pants. 4. Shit.
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DaRkEn1313 0
No trespassing signs... Nuff said. Then if he does it again fire a couple of gun rounds. That should scare him away. Gotta love the US.
ProhibitionRose 14
Put up a "no trespassing" sign, second he does, call the police.
nathan95_fml 3
Collect it all till you have around 50lb of dog crap then dump it on his doorstep with a sign sticking out of it saying "return to sender"
effarve 2
its called a fence you ****** mook.
n_epic_fail 14
YDI for calling them piss-pipes and poop- chutes. but call the city it is illegal u know
Monarch125 0
shoot the dogs. problem over
BrianAlarcon 0
Call the cops....Or shoot them
sabiethrmn 0
put up an electric fence
KidGotHeart127 0
Kill the dogs....
Fustercluck 14
Throw em back to his yard lol XD