Today, I watched my neighbor bring his dogs into my yard to let them empty their piss-pipes and poop-chutes. He does this twice a day. I put a "cut it out" sign up. His dogs peed on the sign and knocked it down. My lawn is a landmine of dog logs and I don't know what to do, besides installing actual landmines. FML
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Well, I've done everything from asking nicely to letting my dog go in his yard. We live outside the city and you really can't sue for something like this. It's just gonna be one of those neighborhood wars I guess. It's just whenever something so stupid like this goes on you can't help but think FML.
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xfyre 11
get a shovel and a bucket. scoop them up and put them in your neighbor's yard where they belong!
Yngve_fml 9
1. Go over to his house. 2. Make sure he sees you. 3. Pull down pants. 4. Shit.
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sleepereffect 0
Take a pic and file a police report in violation of local ordinances.
Jaimegirl 7
My property is being violated so I'm going to complain on the internet instead of filing a complaint to the police...
hyden121 2
Walk outside and spray them down with a hose... Ever see "Me, Myself, and Irene"? Squat in his yard and take a dump.
countelmo 4
pick up the poop and put it all over his yard.
lesliej01 0
So many puns in this one...
sundancekid2112 0
Pick it up an leave it all on his door step. Worked for me!
gofferurself 10
put up a fence, problem solved. If he touches your fence, then call the cops
smexehXredhead0 0
Call the cops. My mom did that to her neighbor. Problem was solved. They got a fine and everything.
chanteezy01 0
is it not obvious ? call the cops ? Lol
Orieo56 0
Dude everyone has a bb gun, use yours... Be a dog sniper!