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hawksbc Mount Vernon, United States

Today, I was working the dart game at my local amusement park when a couple paid to play. They were highly intoxicated, and they thought the object of the game was to hit me with the darts. FML

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Thankfully their aim was horrible. The darts were metal. Trust me. If I had the choice on whether or not they were allowed to play, I wouldn't have let them played. However, they had money, so the rule is they get to play.

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I hope you darted out of the way!

Getting drunk at an amusement park seems like a very bad idea

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skullofdarkness 18

I'm saying ydi for giving sharp objects to intoxicated people… never a good idea…

Thankfully their aim was horrible. The darts were metal. Trust me. If I had the choice on whether or not they were allowed to play, I wouldn't have let them played. However, they had money, so the rule is they get to play.

Yeah, in that case I think it would be time to try and find a new job before you get killed...

skullofdarkness 18

Perhaps a bucket of ice water for those people???

I hope you at least reported them.

Glad you didn't get hit

Glad you weren't hurt, OP! The couple are a pair of asshats!

winkydog4056 16

Did these inebriated geniuses hit a bullseye?

Psycho_Babydoll 26

Long as you stayed well back...

Hopefully their intoxication made their aim 10 times worse so they missed c:

hannnahmarie 14

Hope you're okay OP! But hey, least they still paid you!

Shadowvoid 33

Didn't anyone tell you? You are the target that gives bonus points.

Evilpirate 10

Hope you had fun

Therewhenneeded 16

Hope you were able to call security and kick them out of the park.