Today, I was working the dart game at my local amusement park when a couple paid to play. They were highly intoxicated, and they thought the object of the game was to hit me with the darts. FML
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windfuelsfire 10
I hope you darted out of the way!
bombshellbabee01 9
Getting drunk at an amusement park seems like a very bad idea
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twtdtajh 2
Adventureland?
skullofdarkness 18
I'm saying ydi for giving sharp objects to intoxicated people… never a good idea…
hawksbc 3
Thankfully their aim was horrible. The darts were metal. Trust me. If I had the choice on whether or not they were allowed to play, I wouldn't have let them played. However, they had money, so the rule is they get to play.
BlowinChronic 18
Yeah, in that case I think it would be time to try and find a new job before you get killed...
skullofdarkness 18
Perhaps a bucket of ice water for those people???
chrissy2 28
I hope you at least reported them.
yusaku02 20
Glad you didn't get hit
DontSaveMe 16
Glad you weren't hurt, OP! The couple are a pair of asshats!
winkydog4056 16
Did these inebriated geniuses hit a bullseye?
Psycho_Babydoll 26
Long as you stayed well back...
alexisb11697 4
Hopefully their intoxication made their aim 10 times worse so they missed c:
hannnahmarie 14
Hope you're okay OP! But hey, least they still paid you!
Shadowvoid 33
Didn't anyone tell you? You are the target that gives bonus points.
Evilpirate 10
Hope you had fun
Therewhenneeded 16
Hope you were able to call security and kick them out of the park.