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hawksbc Mount Vernon, United States

Today, I was working the dart game at my local amusement park when a couple paid to play. They were highly intoxicated, and they thought the object of the game was to hit me with the darts. FML

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Thankfully their aim was horrible. The darts were metal. Trust me. If I had the choice on whether or not they were allowed to play, I wouldn't have let them played. However, they had money, so the rule is they get to play.

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windfuelsfire 10

I hope you darted out of the way!

bombshellbabee01 9

Getting drunk at an amusement park seems like a very bad idea

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Comments (110)

HortonThelephant 15

21 Hey baby. I'm diggin' your colors. Wanna get together sometime and we can make baby patchwork pachyderms?

SenselessPattern 12

Horton Hears a Who-re, the infamous sequel banned in 73 countries.

Alphakhiash 13

There's a joke about OP's balloons here somewhere.

chrissy2 28

I watched a high person try and do that once.

perdix 31

As a job, rat farming is looking better and better.

icepick23 12

At least the darts weren't poison-tipped

skullofdarkness 18

Why the **** would they have poison darts at an amusement park? Think before you post genius… -_-

chrissy2 28

That would have lawsuit written all over it.

onorexveritas 24

oh jeez! that's not fun at all

dyne808 34

u said it mate

TheGothGamerGirl 20

You shouldn't have let them play if you knew before they were intoxicated

Chaylbs_Draco 8

If you can dodge a wrench you can dodge a dart!

Liamj774 36

Their aim was probably horrible anyway

doglover100 29

They were drunk so that wasn't good in the first place.