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hawksbc Mount Vernon, United States

Today, I was working the dart game at my local amusement park when a couple paid to play. They were highly intoxicated, and they thought the object of the game was to hit me with the darts. FML

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Thankfully their aim was horrible. The darts were metal. Trust me. If I had the choice on whether or not they were allowed to play, I wouldn't have let them played. However, they had money, so the rule is they get to play.

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I hope you darted out of the way!

Getting drunk at an amusement park seems like a very bad idea

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Well, it IS called an amusement park. Obviously these idiots' idea of amusement is not the same as yours.

No consolation prize for them!

Dart must gave been very painful for you.

That comment was very painful to me.

You should have thrown them back and had a little dart war.

Schizomaniac 24

They missed the point. You got it instead.

Don't you have the ability to refuse to sell darts to obviously intoxicated people because of the dangers?

Doesn't really matter since he had already sold them the first time. Now that he knows, sure...

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Wow! I do hope you were able to flee. And that they ran out of darts quickly and didn't have a bucket of them.

You should have never let them play in the first place if they where drunk. Did you dart out of the way? Did they win a big stuffed teddy bear?

You little ******! That's what you get for not holding still. The sign said I needed a bulls-eye to win the stuffed pink elephant!

Where was the bulls eye on u? Ur head?