Today, I was working the dart game at my local amusement park when a couple paid to play. They were highly intoxicated, and they thought the object of the game was to hit me with the darts. FML
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windfuelsfire 10
I hope you darted out of the way!
bombshellbabee01 9
Getting drunk at an amusement park seems like a very bad idea
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DocBastard 40
Well, it IS called an amusement park. Obviously these idiots' idea of amusement is not the same as yours.
FailBear920 19
No consolation prize for them!
lambda_fml 40
Dart must gave been very painful for you.
BlowinChronic 18
That comment was very painful to me.
ICastillo 25
You should have thrown them back and had a little dart war.
Schizomaniac 24
They missed the point. You got it instead.
newbiehere99 6
Bullseye!
catatonicsleep 17
Don't you have the ability to refuse to sell darts to obviously intoxicated people because of the dangers?
Harpy20 24
Doesn't really matter since he had already sold them the first time. Now that he knows, sure...
puggy74 5
Look at 37
salpop 11
Wow! I do hope you were able to flee. And that they ran out of darts quickly and didn't have a bucket of them.
stormchaser24 24
You should have never let them play in the first place if they where drunk. Did you dart out of the way? Did they win a big stuffed teddy bear?
HortonThelephant 15
You little ******! That's what you get for not holding still. The sign said I needed a bulls-eye to win the stuffed pink elephant!
puggy74 5
Where was the bulls eye on u? Ur head?